SUNDAY, JANUARY 11, 1997 RUN NUMBER 990 VENUE: HWY 290 @ WEST LITTLE YORK HARES: “REAR LAYER”, & “MUSCLE PHARHT”     The run started off Empire and West Little York in the shadows of Hwy 290 and Beltway 8. The run was to start at 3:00 P.M. but in typical HASH fashion stated at 3:30.

The hares pointed due north and off the pack went behind a strip center, through some woods and around a small lake with civilians fishing. We headed back into the woods along a fence and onto a street. We followed trail to a check but ended up back on the street to another check, where we found “Sticky Lips” and a few others who had followed her because she had seen trail driving to the start. We found another check and then trail along a bayou with a false to the left but with true trail to the right.

The trail wondered through a nice residential section, “smelling like West U”, in the words of “Muscle Pharht”. We ran out onto a main road and back into another residential area to the water check and a footbridge. “Saran Crap” yelled, “On On” and off we went across the bayou and to the left. “Hog Straddler” could be seen sprinting in the distance imitating “Dickhead” in a bright yellow T-shirt.

Down the bayou we ran, past a tennis court to a check. Trail was found at an abandoned water tank where we ran into some shiggy and along a ditch to another check. From there, the pack regrouped while the FRB’s searched for the trail. “On On” was heard across the ditch and off the pack went into a subdivision under construction. We ran through the new construction towards a golf course and into shoe sucking mud, where we found “Gas Light” bent over digging her shoe out of the mud and “Roller Balls” digging something out of his crotch. Hmmm, he said it was a burr!

After further trudging along, we came upon the familiar, but relieving, sight of the letters “BN” along the bayou. After most of the pack had arrived at the On On and were sipping their beers, we witnessed flagrant racing by two wenches running down the bank of the bayou. “Slick Fifty” was seen tumbling down laughing after “Stop-N-Blow” slipped past her with a might tug.

It was agreed that the trail was short but intense. As always, there was the traditional yellow piss and thanks to “I Scream” and “Altered Boy” there was a small keg of a good dark “Brew U” special.

The ON ON ON was at Post Time where there was good food and $1.00 beer.
  Scribed by: “BALL GRABBER”

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