Stumble through Humble On-On-On-On Addendum

As the on-on-on quieted down to only a handful of hashers (ok, maybe 15) a great idea was formed – Firetunnel asked that we all go to her house to test out her Dingo Bait’s newly erected swing set.

We all climbed in our cars and headed a bit north to Kingwood in great anticipation of swing set trial run. To add a little adventure to this, we were all asked to be quiet (yeah right, we’d been drinking for hours by this time) and sneak in through the side gate of Firetunnel’s house so that she could lure Eargasm to the backyard and surprise him with guests. He was surprised all right. Somehow the “surprise him on the swing set” turned into “let’s all get naked on the swing set.”

After the novelty of the swing set and slide wore off, the now revved up hashers thought a “naked backyard hash” was in order. A hare was picked, and the hare in turn picked a co-hare (or Chardonnay bitch to be exact). The trail was set and the hash set off to solve the first check which lead us to a cleverly laid false by the co-hare. Finally, back on track, the hashers made it to the OH (On-Home - which everyone thought was a HO, just upside down. “Why is there a ho in my backyard”, Firetunnel asked in an innocent and very serious voice.) A thank you to the hares and a quick down-down brought us back into the house.

Before a proper circle could begin in the house, five or six of the men changed into something more comfortable (sexy lingerie). The circle was quick and to the point (see Out of Tuna, you should have been there!) Shortly after that, the hashers dispersed and went home.

Thanks to Heartache and The Worm That Turns for giving us the opportunity to enjoy a great hash, on-on, on-on-on and on-on-on-on! It’s great to be a Houston hasher!

On-On,

Shit On a Shingle …---…

P.S. – No names were used in this addendum hash trash to protect the innocent (and guilty.)