Fifteen minute head start. Two miles down first blacktop, then gravel road. Leads to a blowjob, true trail back behind the check. First of many gas pipeline right of ways. Slog through 6" of water dirt cow shit mixture. Back up to the road we started on to a bayou crossing. Totally off trail for the next 45 minutes. Constantly buzzed by some plane. Geek "That one needs bigger balls..." Visitors: Self Executing Officer promotes Boston Hash, Benny from N.O. Hares lost video equipment. Tuna Helper complains about some theiving bastard - Aluminum Sulfide. Bed Swapper sports tin foil. Pits birthday with Diet Coke -- the burn. Reboots: Jiffy Lube can only get laid on Sundays.