Funny hats. Live hair run. Whiner reads an article about Clinton's brush with the Little Rock Hash. Quick run through rice. Scatter across Main street to the picnicing masses at Herman Park. Across the mini train tracks, and around the duck pond. Past the zoo entrance. Trail follows the zoo fence, smell of elephant shit is overwhelming (and exciting). Cross Braeswood to a backcheck on Braes Bayou. Finally finf trail heading away from downtown. Run past the prancing waters. Apparently uses the same eighteen seconf cycle as Whiner. Looonnnggg straightaway up Holcombe. Tough check at Main. Grind misses a mark, but the rest of us were check hanging so oh well. Buger Me comments on home security (every other word out of his mouth is fuck). Water check. Run through a neighborhood. Run past my mothers condo. Back to Braeswood. Run up a concrete ditch into the heart of west-U. Silent Pee finds a backcheck and then stumbles upon the end. Doesn't alert the rest of us. Crappy chips: Goes both Ways prefers the Toe Jam flavor. Silent Pee prefers vineger and urine. Bull Bait accuses Buns o' steel of stealing her jog bra. Half Moon, Buck a Suck, and Buger Me are reboots. New boots??? Well, there was a guy and a girl (who may have been Small Johnson's sister). Roller Balls accused of stupidity (concerning small johnson's sisters bike helmet). Hairy Palms wins the hat contest. Geek finally makes it in and then leaves fearing a TAF commando raid. Buck a Suck tries giving it away, no takers. Bob throws a beer on me. On On On at the Volcano.