H4 Run #1683: Reboot Reunion Run

Hared by Letch, viagra 100mg Old Faithful and Will he Peter

Run Stats:
Virgins – 8
ReBoots – 24
Visitors – 0
Total Hashers – 117

Quote of the run:
Unladen Swallow (formerly Just Sherrice) — “Just swallow it. That’s what I always do.”

The hounds are off towards downtown!

It was a sultry 100 degrees at the start of last Sunday’s run. A paltry, humid, sun beating down your neck kind of day that attracted 24 re-boots to return! Your hares Will He Peter, Old Faithful, Digital Input, and Letch laid down a nice urban trail through midtown and downtown, complete with the Great Disappearing Check/False Mark 2010. The entire pack kept mostly together through the first quarter, catching one another at checks, falses, and backchecks, but the hounds lost the scent right near the downtown Hilton. Some wanker decided the big fat flour “F” was too great a distraction from their loitering around a bus stop, and kicked out any sign of the mark. From there, most of the pack assumed the mark was a check, and proceeded to meander around Main Street, smelling the delicious turtle check to come.

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H4 #1682: Ass Swipe & Loofah’s Virgins Galore Hash

Hared by A$$wipe and Loofah

Legend:
McP(FRB) = Red, Heartache (DFL)= Green

Run Stats:
87 hashers; 15 new boots, 3 visitors, 9 reboots

Quote of the run:
McPisser — “At least there aren’t any people from the f*cking CHAIR FORCE!”

Converging on the long Memorial Day weekend, your hares Ass Swipe and Loofah threw down a mix of urban and medium-light shiggy in the blistering, almost summer heat. The pack met along 290, and could sense that they were in for a treat as the start offered little to no shade. Manstration already sported a splotchy ginger kid burn, and was promised more of the same.

Loofah!

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H4 Run #1680: Crappy Snatch’s Birthday Hash

Hared by Snatcha (30), Saran Crap (40), Tap Dat A$$, Horsfli Drivebi and Platterpuss.

The second annual Pimp My Pool hash was upgraded for the sake of two milestone birthdays: Saran Crap turned 40, and Snatcha turned 30. They like to kick. And stretch. And kick. They’re forty and thirty years old. (Sally
O’ Malley SNL reference!)

The weekend forecast was not promising, but Sunday turned out to be a hell of a hashing day! Close to 90 hashers turned out for this warm urban run. Continue reading