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H4 Run # 1694 – The “Totally Worth the Drive” Run

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Date: August 22, ed 2010

Hares: Spot on the Mat, herbal Ass Swipe, decease & Catcher in the Brown Eye (then known as Just David)

August heat…IN TEXAS?! You’ve got to be kidding us! The hares reassured all the hounds that despite the record temperatures and potential for dogs to keel over, they would offer a shady and shiggy trail on the north side. As the homage to Spot on the Mat’s locale, we began by parking alongside what the foundation of a southern super church and extremely close to your dutiful On-Sec’s old 9th grade stomping grounds. Catcher in the Brown Eye (once known as quiet “Just David”) decided to hare his first run, so Ass Wipe hoped for a good turnout amidst the debilitating heat and humidity. The advertising was ceaseless. Of course, even at the start, we were standing in the blazing heat, on a concrete street, with no shade. Good thing your trusty Mismanagement invested in some water coolers! Everyone eyed Sticky Lips’ dog nervously…it may not end well for one rambunctious Golden Labrador Retriever…but did someone say jello shots?! Screw the heat, they are pina colada flavored! Not even the 4pm start could keep away the large pack as everyone was so desperate to wear their brand new hapi coats.

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H4 Run #1687: Roll Model’s 50th Birthday & Show Us Your Flag Run

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Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs

Legend:

Catamite = Blue
P Checker = Yellow
McP = Pink (Drawn, not GPS, but fairly accurate)
Brian = Red
PP= Neon Green

Click the link below to download the tracks to Google Earth on your computer, or click the red magnifying glass on the left for FULL SCREEN: H4 1687 Roll Model 50th

Hash trash:

Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88

Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”

AND TWINS?!

So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.

One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. Continue reading →

H4 Run #1686: Dr Coochie’s Birthday Hash

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Hared by Dr. Coochie and Pull the Plug

H4 Run #1686 — If you have Google Earth installed, click the link to see the map from Dr. Coochie’s run.

Legend:
Rancid A =Red
Le PC = Yellow
Heartache = White
McPisser – Purple

If you are a member of Hashspace, click the image above to see pics from the run.

Trail stats:
88 hounds, including 6 new boots

Dr. Coochie did the hash right by sponsoring a birthday keg earlier in the month. But wait there’s more! This past hot Sunday afternoon, she also hared a trail in honor of her birthday! Dr. Coochie worked her magic to get Pull the Plug to co-hare with her.

The Hash met in the Ross parking lot south of town, off Beltway 8. We did not see a lot of shiggy when we first pulled up, but we know that it does not take long to get off-road in that part of town. Dr. Coochie gave the chalk talk. Usual marks for trail were advertised. Trail was to be marked in flour. The hares advertised a 4.2 mile hash. Since this would be my 5th hash trail for the weekend, I decided that an easy pace on that length trail would be ok, especially with a thoughtful water check. A walkers’ trail was also offered. Continue reading →