Misery City Hash

Hares: McPisser and Tender Vittles

I really liked this hash. It pissed me off to no end and there was ants at the circle. Plus TV and McP laid a trail that circle jerked a couple times. Which reminds me of a time back in the 90s. My friends and I were sitting around with a bag of cookies when someone said ‘Hey, I’ve got an idea.’

Long story short I ended up in my neighbors tree watching the hockey game on a portable TV. At was at this time I thought ‘I really need to rethink taking any kind of drug a friend gives me. Also, I need new friends.’

Dangleberry’s Live Lay

Hares: Dangle Berry, Cream on My Back, 8″ Crack

I remember one night Madlib was in town promoting absolutely nothing with J Rocc in tow. CREAM, 3 in the Stink  and me were there, trainspotting from the front of the stage. J Rocc played an insane set filled to the tits with J Dilla tracks. Rare and unreleased stuff, the kind of music that makes heads melt, if you’re into that sort of thing. We were. Anyway, long story short Madlib took the stage and was handed an ‘Art teacher’ cigarette from his manager. A couple puffs and it was passed onto J Rocc and then back to the manager. At this point I hear an ear bursting ‘Hey, mother fucker, over here. Give me that shit.’ An elated and extremely perturbed 3 in the Stink was chastising the manager for not passing us the laugh dart. Us, who paid cold hard cash to be at the show. ‘They owe us!’ The manager was eager to please the fans and please he did.

It was a great night. It wasn’t this night but CREAM was there and I love that guy.

Houston Says: Goodbye and Good Riddance!

The wanker Vote for Pedro has decided to leave. Not only will he be forgotten, but he will not be missed. Have fun paying $20 for NYC hashes. And tell that @$$ I Am Cumstain to bring back the Hash Shit or else!

Did we ever tell you that we hate your f@*king face? Well if we didn’t, we’re telling you now!

(No, but seriously, we will miss you VFP! Come back to visit!)

Vote for Pedro...to get off our island!

H4 Spring Campout

The H4 Spring Campout will be located in Columbus Texas, approximately halfway between Houston, San Antonio and Austin. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right? Yeah, we know. Anywho, the site is an operating Hay ranch, so be aware of that if you have allergies (although in April, I think that the “hay” is mostly still “grass”).

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Race Day Approacheth

Put Sunday the 30th on your calendar for the Hash Mile (mile 11/24 on Allen Parkway across from the Federal Reserve — map here). The Chevron Houston Marathon and Aramco Half Marathon are a mere week away. Every year, the hash sponsors mile 11/24 of the race route in what has become our biggest community service project of each year.

The theme is “Cowboys and Indians” so we have built a fort and several tee-pees! Runners will start showing up by 7:30 or thereabouts, and we need you there to cheer them on. And as usual, we’ll have tons of food, beer and entertainment, all very kid friendly. Please no dogs.

So if you aren’t running the race, be sure to dress up. If you are running the race, be sure to take a little break at mile 11/24 for some golden elixer. The finish line can wait.

A growing list of hashers running each race is after the jump.

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8″ Crack Birthday Hash

23-JAN-11

8” Crack Birthday Run

Hares: 8” Crack & Pull the Plug

Hounds: 62

New Boots: 1

Knowing where our hares live, case it was a little surprising for the hash to start on the northeast side of town. We knew that tons of shiggy was inevitable, ailment that is a shiggy-licious part of town. Our “Point A” for the hash was in a familiar parking lot. Some of us remember a recent Houston hash starting there in the recent past, apoplectic as well as a Kouston Hash Continue reading