Category Archives: Hash News
Houston H3 Art Car Crew!
RIP Squeaky Dick
Anthole wrote the following on the yahoo group:
Squeaky Dick passed away Saturday morning – March 12th.
His Son Aaron called and informed me since Aardvark and I had been visiting him at the assisted living residence in Houston and because of our close friendship for the past 28 years. As you probably know, physician he had been battling Alzheimer’s disease the past 3-4 years and am grateful he still recognized Aardvark and me when we visited him 2 months ago. The past two weeks, apoplectic he wasn’t doing well and believe he might have had a stroke with cardiac failure.
His son indicated that he will be cremated and his ashes will be placed over the Rainbow Bridge in Port Arthur, Texas. Often was proud of his birthplace in that he said he knew Janis Joplin way back then.
His legacy to me Continue reading
The Ball of Friendzoning
Some days you just have to give someone a baseball to friendzone them, shop preferably thrown at their head.
Happy 69th Birthday Puke!
2000th run circle
Thanks everyone who attended the H4 2000th run and party. We had a wonderful time and hope you did too!
H4 2000th Run Schedule Quick Reference
Pre-2000th Get a Life Week
Mismanagement has arranged a get a life week for you in preparation for the 2000th. You will be able to hash every day for the week leading up to the 2000th run and 2 days afterwards. Get our there and experience a kennel you may not have tried before!
2/13 1:00 PM BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 158 – Twinkle Toes’ Birthday Trail & Brass Monkey 6th Analversary campout! Sam Houston National Forest. See teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com
2/14 3:00 PM H4 1999th Trail and Party by London Fag, Putin Pullout and Tender Vittles, Fiesta, 4711 Airline Drive
2/15 7:00 PM Mastrubation H3: 5225 Calhoun by Alcoholics On-On A Bus, $5 hash cash
2/16 7:00 PM Rogue Taco Hash Starting at Graham Park (Right behind Cottonwood at 3422 N Shepherd) Hare: Epic Fail
A-A Pickup hash with a stroller, BYOB and some cash, there will be tacos. Hare will provide a case of down-down beer.
2/17 7:00 PM Mosquito H3: Home Depot 6800 W Sam Houston Freeway South by Tender Vittles, Esq. $5 hash cash, head lamp, desire for death
2/18 6:00 PM Rogue Running of the HO: Memorial Park Rugby Lot: BYOB and do as much running as you want. See http://h4.org/hashing-101/the-ho-explained/
2/19 6:00 pm Pub Crawl pre-lube: Christian’s Tailgate Bar & Grill Downtown 1012 Congress by Platterpuss
2/20 H4 2000th run and Party: Trail 1pm at 14230 Katy Freeway by McPisser and Gaslight. Party 7 pm at 1815 Cleburne.
2/21 2:00 pm H4 Hangover Hash Frio to Go, 5405 W. TC Jester, Whales Vagina, Cougarrand and Cow-ta-pult
2/22 7:00 pm Mastrubation H3: TBA
2/23 7:00 Space City H3: TBA
H4 2000th Trail and Party. 2/20/16 1 PM
The Houston Hash House Harriers will celebrate their 2,000 trail on Saturday, February 20th! 36 years of Houston hashing have all lead up to this moment!
The 2,000 trail will take place early in the afternoon on a Saturday, followed by a MASSIVE party that evening in the heart of Houston. The party theme is RODEO and we’re going to live it up that night! There will be dinner, beer, booze, gimmies, live music, games, and possibly a burlesque show taking place at the party venue!
The party will be in the heart of Houston, near the museum district. We highly recommend using an Uber, bus, taxi, etc. to get there, as parking will be limited. This is not a campout, so if you’re coming from out-of-town, find a hotel, crash space, or dark corner of the party venue to pass out in.
Seriously, this is going to be the biggest one-day party H4 throws until the 3,000 trail in around 18 years from now. You want to be there! Tell your friends and bring out your long-forgotten hash brethern to attend!