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because you want to know about pig blap
pig blap
When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.
Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that’s getting pig blapped.
H4 Christmas Party: Bars Wars – The Farce Awakens rego open $30 – 12/5 7:00 pm
The Houston Hash House Harriers 2015 Christmas Party will be held on Saturday, December 5th at 7:00 pm. Are you ready for a night of costumes, eating, drinking, dancing, and trying to give Tender Vittles another ‘Worst Trail of the Year’ Award? Get yourself an Uber or DD and come down to H4’s best one-night party!
To celebrate the removal of George Lucas from creative control of the Star Wars franchise, the party will be Star Wars / Sci-Fi themed! Special prizes as well for anyone who comes in a Space Balls costume!
LOCATION:
Odd Fellow’s Log 115 E . 14th Street Houston TX 77008
THEME
The Farce Awakens (Star Wars / Space Balls / Sci-Fi)
REGISTRATION
$30 Until Nov 29
$40 At The Door
PAYMENT OPTIONS
Cash or Check handed to 2-Mennonite (Hash Cash)
Paypal to 2-Mennonite ([email protected])
WHAT YOU GET
Awesome Unique H4 Gimmie (First 110 Registrations)
1:00 PM Saturday Trail
Party with DJ
H4 Annual Awards (Best Trail, Worst Trail, Hashshit)
All You Can Eat Food
Unlimited Alcohol (Beer, Wine, Liquor, Cider)
OTHER STUFF
Friday Pub Crawl Pre-Lube
Sunday Hangover H4 Trail
Email [email protected] if you have any questions!
That 175 years of hashing folks.
H4 Fall Campout! Brass Monkey 150th! Huzzah H3 Trail; 10/23 – 10/25 at Texas Ren Faire Campground
Location:Texas Renaissance Faire in Plantersville, TX.
Rego Links: Campout
So, our little homey huzzah trail has grown into the epicenter for all things fall hash camping and partying, and the Huzzah H3 mismanagement couldn’t be happier than to have you all!
The campout is 100 % free, except for camping tickets and faire tickets, and Bring Your Own Everything, unless you choose to participate in some of the below options!
Eclipse in MN with hashers
With Cougar Bait and Froggy Beaver
The onononon
Hasher Down: Bildo D
Bildo Dildo was lost on trail March 20, rx 2015. Click here for his obituary.
H4 Spring Campout: Rum Runners & Moon Shiners only $69!
The Houston Hash House Harriers are hosting their spring campout at a familiar location. Yes, we are returning to Magnolia Gardens, the site of TXIH 2014. Remember that? Me neither. Campouts always better…the second time around…Why are we returning to the scene of the crime? The H4 mismanagement is lazy. Also it is an excellent and convenient location.
Friday night theme: Hooter Bill Flash Mob. Let us honor Houston’s oldest and fashion-averse hound by attiring ourselves as Ye Olde Drummer Boy.
Saturday theme: Rum Runners & Moon Shiners. Back in the times of Prohibition, these brave law beakers provided hooch to slake the thirsts of Americans under the boot heel of Temperance. This means wearing straw hats with overalls and Daisy Dukes, or south florida 20s chic: linen, guayabara (sp?) shirts and the like. And flasks!
What can you expect for your princely rego fee of $69?
REGO LINK: https://
-Friday interfuctions trail, Saturday long & short trails, Midnight Nekkid run, (complimentary?) Sunday H4 trail
-Quality local brews served up cold by authentic bearded men and well-breasted ladies
-Drinking games, a plethora of
-Slippy slide
-Bon fire on the beach
-A sustained atmosphere of jovial rowdiness and chemically enhanced bonhomie
– Friday snax, Saturday brunch and post-trail vittles, Sunday hangover grease & carb bombs
-Sexy new acquaintances inclined to frisky behaviors (you read the part about chemical enhancement, right?)
-Commemorative towel
-Supreme camping weather*
*All credit to the RA. All blame to your poor tent setting-up skills.
And as always, NO means NO.
Xmas Party is Cumming! 12/6 7PM-2AM
The Houston Hash House Harriers Holiday Hoopla (H^6) and thus the most fabulous night of your year is less than 4 weeks away! Rego ASAP for the most holla for ya dolla. Refer to price structure in Table 1.
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Table 1: H^6 Price Structure
Rego By: $?
11/28 23:59 40
12/05 23:59 45
12/06 18:59 50
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There will be a hashspace rego link soon, whose prices will be raised by $3 to cover online fees. Bring cash or check to trail starting today for more saving and max raving. Click HERE to rego!
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This will be all the fun of hashing without all tedium of running a trail. Like a campout without the discomfort of sleeping on the ground or a fat stranger. Celebrate the season in the tony venue of the Frenetic Theater at 5102 Navigation Boulevard in EaDo. The theme this year is simply formal, that means black tie if you got it. Harriettes, we have faith in your ability to peer pressure one another into maximum elegance/sluttiness as the situation warrants. MM has also hired a private military contractor to provide routine creeper patrol as well, and their ROE are wicked loose. Comically INformal costumes will be provided by Frenetic for those (*cough* Hooter Bill *cough*) who show up out of uniform.
And what sort of entertainment can you expect for your paltry two Jacksons? Refer to shit to do in Table 2.
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Table 2: H^6 Things That Will Happen
Gimmes at the door: blowjob coupons, pregnancy insurance, etc.
Sick beats by DJ 2 Drunk 2 Fuck
Awards: Best trails of quarter, best and worst of year, most hared, most ran, best new boot, raffle, last year’s MM
Dancing with smokin’ babes and hard-cut dudes
Wacky photo booth shenans
BEER, the fancy kind from our friends at Jugs
Tasty, nutritious, and filling professionally catered dinner & dessert
Drinking games on the backporch – who will be Tuxedo Flippy Cup champion?
Jokes & friends & general bonhomie…all that crap
Transportation info:
1) Call the Wave direct or book on-line for pick-up time. $15 round trip and must be an inside the loop pickup since the Frenetic Theater (5102 Navigation Boulevard) is outside their travel area. Book as soon as possible to reserve spot and ask for Jay. Mention this is the H4 party at Frenetic Theater. There is no hard cut-off to reserve but book by 11/29 to be safe.
http://www.thehoustonwave.com/ or 713-863-9283
a. If you wait until last minute (as in same day), cost is $20 round trip and you’ll have to be picked at one of the locations where someone has pre-paid. Closer to the event, we’ll have several pickup locations and will update as to where. Space may be limited at that point, and first come first serve, so save $5 to be guaranteed a spot and book in advance above.
2) Take Uber
Follow the link to get $30 off your first UBER ride!
http://www.uber.com/invite/UberItOut or use this promotional code: UberItOut
or google “free uber promo code” if the link above has expired