Legend:
McP = Purple
Rancid = Red
Le PC = Black
PP = Yellow
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Category Archives: Maps
August Full Moon Map
Legend:
Pussy Checker = Yellow (Hare)
McP = Black
Rancid= Red (Way off)
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H4 1693 Hash Trash & Map
Legend –
Red=Stuck on the Bone
Yellow = McP
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Hash Trash #1693 – Deep in the Shape of Texas
Hares: Master Chugger, Dumpster Digger, and Roller Balls
Hounds: 87
Virgins: 7
Visitors: 1
Quote of the Run, “Guess someone’s wedding didn’t go according to plan!” –Master Chugger about the appearance of On-In wedding cake.
Given that many out of town hash events were going on the weekend of August 14 – 15, the Houston Hash was treated to an old school hash – running on a Monday night! And given the heat lately, it was a welcome return to running on a Monday evening. Continue reading
Protected: 1692 Map
H4 #1691 Leather & Lace Hash Trash & Map
LEGEND:
Heartache: Blue
McPisser : Purple
Stuck on the Bone: Red (closest to True Trail)
Pussy Checker: Yellow
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Hares: Pearl Necklace and Vanilla Starfish
Hounds: 89
Virgins: 7
Reboots: 13
Visitors: 2
Quote of the Run, “Why is there a fire going? Because we realized it wasn’t hot enough.” – Vague Rant
Heat. Leather. Lace. The ultimate feeling of being inside a large woman’s corset at the Renaissance Festival. Last Sunday, nearly 100 hashers set forth onto the screaming pavement of downtown Houston in record heat. Luckily for us, it was the only theme run where we could legitimately wear next to nothing. Continue reading
Run #1690 Pussy Checker and Easy to Please Hash Trash & Map
Stuck on the Bone = YellowHeartache = GreenPP = PurpleMcP = Red
Run #1690 Pussy Checker & Easy to Please Hash
25-JUL-10
2 Hares, buy cialis 6 virgins, adiposity 95 hounds
Happy Hash Day to you! Happy Hash day to you!
There is no better way to celebrate a birthday or hash anniversary than to be a hare and set a trail!
Easy to Please celebrated one year of hashing and Pussy Checker celebrated his birthday by haring a most excellent hash. Who needs birthday cake when you have a birthday keg?!
The hares chose a wonderfully convenient start Continue reading
H4 Run #1689: Fiestavus!
Legend:
Snatch (Hare) = Yellow
Heartache = Orange
McP = Purple
PP = Green
Rancid A$hole = Red
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Conejos: Menage Myself, erectile ed Nibble My Tits, pills Pussy Checker, physician Smooth Stroker, and Snatcha-Terry-Ass.
Perros: 72
Virgens: 12
Pendejos: 19
Visitante: 5
Cotización del funcionamiento: “Donde están las cervezas?”
¡Hola mis amigos! Estoy apesadumbrado para la última basura del picadillo. Mi español es viejo. Eso es aceptable. Nadie sabe hablar español de todos modos (no incluso Mosca Española). Puedo decir cualquier cosa que deseo decir. Continue reading
H4 #1688 Hash Trash & Map
MAP
Heartache = Yellow
FFigawi = Red
Mama’s Boy = Pink
True Trail = Black (drawn, not GPS)
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Hash Trash Run #1688
Lesson Plan: 11-JUL-10
Subject: Hare U – Class II
Attendance: 6 new Boots,1 Visitor, 2 Hare U students ,1 hare-structor, 97 regular hashers, one dead body.
Objective: The on-sec will re-count the tales and trials of the Hare U Class II.
Activities planned: Drinking, Running, Drinking, Singing, Drinking.
Introduction: This hasher loves it when we hash inside the loop. I am especially happy for a Memorial Park area start. The instructor for Hare University II is truly wise. There is so much to explore in the trails. Hooter and the Reverend had that chance to explore and have the “find of the decade”. More of that in a moment. Continue reading
H4 Run #1687: Roll Model’s 50th Birthday & Show Us Your Flag Run
Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs
Legend:
Catamite = Blue
P Checker = Yellow
McP = Pink (Drawn, not GPS, but fairly accurate)
Brian = Red
PP= Neon Green
Click the link below to download the tracks to Google Earth on your computer, or click the red magnifying glass on the left for FULL SCREEN: H4 1687 Roll Model 50th
Hash trash:
Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88
Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”
AND TWINS?!
So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.
One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. Continue reading
H4 Run #1686: Dr Coochie’s Birthday Hash
Hared by Dr. Coochie and Pull the Plug
H4 Run #1686 — If you have Google Earth installed, click the link to see the map from Dr. Coochie’s run.
Legend:
Rancid A =Red
Le PC = Yellow
Heartache = White
McPisser – Purple
If you are a member of Hashspace, click the image above to see pics from the run.
Trail stats:
88 hounds, including 6 new boots
Dr. Coochie did the hash right by sponsoring a birthday keg earlier in the month. But wait there’s more! This past hot Sunday afternoon, she also hared a trail in honor of her birthday! Dr. Coochie worked her magic to get Pull the Plug to co-hare with her.
The Hash met in the Ross parking lot south of town, off Beltway 8. We did not see a lot of shiggy when we first pulled up, but we know that it does not take long to get off-road in that part of town. Dr. Coochie gave the chalk talk. Usual marks for trail were advertised. Trail was to be marked in flour. The hares advertised a 4.2 mile hash. Since this would be my 5th hash trail for the weekend, I decided that an easy pace on that length trail would be ok, especially with a thoughtful water check. A walkers’ trail was also offered. Continue reading