H4 30th Anniversary Campout

campoutHelp the Houston Hash celebrate 30 years of blood, sweat and beers with our 2009 Spring Pub Crawl and Campout, May 14-17. The campout will be at the Flying I Ranch, location of the 2008 Texas Interhash hosted by H4.

What do you need to know about the campout? Click the links below to jump to a topic.

Register Early!

How much will all this wonderful hashing fun cost you?

  • Until April 1st — $75.75
  • April 2nd thru May 8th — $87.87
  • May 9th up to Campout — $99.99
  • *NOTE* — If you register at TXIH 2009 in Dallas, we will give you the early registration price of $75.75, even though it is after the cut-off date for that price. Ask the Houston Hashers for a form while there and pay one of us!
  • *SECOND NOTE* — Only the first 100 Hashers to register are guaranteed our excellent gimmees.
  • *FURTHER NOTE* — If you pay onsite the day of registration, we will ONLY be accepting cash!

Schedule

All events are subject to change at the whim of Mismanagement!

Thursday May 14, 2009

  • 6 p.m. — Pre-Lewd Pub Crawl with Hares Pipes and 8″ Crack. Pay as you go! Starts in the Heights at Beer Island, Studewood & White Oak Drive. Pack takes off at 7 p.m.

Friday May 15, 2009

  • Noon — Registration opens and Keg is tapped!
  • 5 p.m. — Trail
  • 6 p.m. — Circle
  • 7 p.m. — Dinner
  • 8-11 p.m. — Beer Pong Tournament!

Saturday May 16, 2009

  • 8-10 a.m. — Breakfast
  • 10 a.m. — Shot Luge opens! Bring your favorite bottle of liquor.
  • Noon to 1:30 p.m. — Lunch
  • 1 p.m. — Ballbuster Trail
  • 2 p.m. — Regular Trail
  • 3 p.m. — Walker’s Trail
  • 4 p.m. — Circle up wankers!
  • 6-7:30 p.m. — Dinner (food for carnies and veggies both)
  • 7-11 p.m. — Entertainment begins
  • 8-11 p.m. — Tippy Cup Tournament!
  • Midnight — Weenie “Roast” with 30 Years of Hashing in Houston (Guaranteed to be a GREAT show, including a late night snack)

Sunday May 17, 2009

  • 8-10 a.m. — Continental breakfast
  • Noon — Lunch (leftovers!)
  • 1 p.m. — Weekly running of the Houston Hash (those Houston Hashers not attending the campout, but will be coming out for the run will pay the regular $5 Hash Cash)
  • 3 p.m. — Circle Up!
  • 5 p.m. — Get the Hell Out!

How to Pay

  • By cash — Bring your rego form and payment to Hash Cash at the start of any run.
  • By check — Bring your rego form to Hash Cash at the start of any run, along with a check made out to either Michael Rudel (P*ssy Checker) or Lorna Greenway (Lorna Dunes).
  • By mail — Mail your rego form along with a check made out to Lorna Greenway: 2001 Bering Drive, 6J, Houston, TX 77057.
  • Online — Click the secure Paypal link below and pay by credit card or automatic withdrawal from the comfort of your own home! Note: Paypal charges a small additional transaction fee for the convenience of shopping in your underwear.


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Directions To The Flying I Ranch

Click the links below for maps.

From Houston via 290:

  1. Head northwest on US-290 W – 7.4 mi
  2. Take the exit onto W Sam Houston Tollway N Partial toll road – 5.9 mi
  3. Take the exit toward TX-249 Partial toll road – 0.3 mi
  4. Merge onto Beltway 8/N Sam Houston Pkwy W – 0.4 mi
  5. Turn left at Tomball Pkwy/TX-249 N – 0.4 mi
  6. Take the ramp on the left onto TX-249 N – 19.1 mi
  7. Turn right at FM-149/TX-249 Continue to follow FM-149 – 7.5 mi
  8. Continue on Jackson Rd – 5.1 mi
  9. Turn right at S FM-1486 – 3.5 mi
  10. Cross over Hwy 105 (flashing red light) – 2 mi
  11. FOLLOW THE HASH SIGNS, AND GO EXACTLY 2 MILES TO MT MARIAH!
  12. Turn left at N Mt Mariah Rd – 0.9 mi.
  13. Turn right at Post Oak Cemetary Rd – 0.7 mi
  14. Turn left at Joe Adams Rd – 0.3 mi
  15. Close the cattle gate behind you!

From Houston via I-45:

  1. Take I-45 to Conroe
  2. At Conroe, turn west on Hwy 105
  3. Follow Hwy 105 about 20 miles to Dobbin
  4. At Dobbin, turn right at the traffic light on Hwy 1486
  5. Go about 2 ½ miles on Hwy 1486 to North Mt Mariah road
  6. Turn left on North Mt Mariah road (Look for temporary H4 sign) Note: you will come to another road labeled Mt Mariah before you get to North Mt Mariah. Bypass the first Mt Mariah road.
  7. Go about 1 mile to Post Oak Cemetery Road (just past the second wooden bridge – Road sign is missing)
  8. Turn right on Post Oak Cemetery Road (Look for temporary H4 sign)
  9. Go about ¾ mile to Joe Adams Road (just past the power line – dirt road. Road sign is missing)
  10. Turn left on Joe Adams Road (Look for temporary H4 sign)
  11. Go about 1/2 mile to the Flying I Ranch gate.
  12. Please closed the gate behind you.

Please note that there are speed traps in some of the small towns along Hwy 105. Be careful so as not to enrich their local police force.

Rules for the Flying I

There are no rules in hashing, but there are rules at the Flying I. Remember that this is a private residence and the owner is graciously letting us use his land for our fun. So please respect the following rules:

  1. No dogs. The ranch’s owner has cattle dogs and requests that hashers not bring their own dogs.
  2. Absolutely no admittance to any buildings on the ranch
  3. If you go through a cattle gate, please close and latch it behind you
  4. Please dispose of all litter, even the smallest items, in the trash boxes. Cattle will eat anything and your litter can kill them.
  5. Park vehicles only on the right side of the road as you drive inside the gate
  6. No campfires outside of the one designated campfire area or digging on the campground.
  7. Please take extreme care to hydrate well throughout the weekend & stay out of trouble if you don’t want to see the Sheriff
  8. Remember to bring proof of medical insurance in case you have to be taken to a medical facility.

Emergency Contact Info

Obviously, this is Just In Case, but here is the contact info for the closest emergency service personnel in case you get lost, are injured or do something dumb. Remember, you are 100% responsible for your own well-being at the campout.

Lake Country Urgent Care
18059 Highway 105
Montgomery, TX 77356
(936) 582-5660

Monday thru Friday — 10 a.m. to 8 p.m.
Saturday — 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.
Sunday — 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

For ambulance and other assistance at the Ranch, contact the Sheriff’s office because the area is unincorporated:
Sheriff’s phone number: (936) 788-8366, or dial 911

The town of Montgomery has a Sherfiff substation:
12500 Walden Road, Montgomery, TX 77356

What to Bring

Food and Shelter

  • tent
  • ground tarp/cloth
  • shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes
  • sleeping bag
  • sheets/blankets
  • pillow
  • large waterjug/cooler
  • snacks/fruit/granola bars
  • drinking vessel

Clothes

  • running shoes/boots
  • sandals
  • sun hat/visor
  • bandana
  • extra socks
  • sleep clothes
  • hoodie for cold nights
  • undies
  • sarong
  • swim suit

Personal

  • soap/shampoo
  • towels/washcloth
  • toothbrush/toothpaste
  • feminine products
  • toiket paper/baby wipes
  • deodorant
  • comb/brush

MIsc

  • Technu
  • bug repellent
  • sunscreen
  • lip balm
  • whistle
  • back pack/fanny pack/hydration pack
  • camp chairs/folding table
  • flashlight
  • first aid kit
  • sunglasses
  • personal medication
  • plastic bags

Who’s Comin’

8″ Crack
Baby G (HC H3)
Beats My Meat
Bump Her Stick Her (Austin H3)
Burning Rubber
CIA
Clod Hopper (DFW H3)
Dr. Cootchie
Easy Rider
Estrus
Ffigawi
Finger F*ck
FMR
Geek
Harey Cum (Brenham H3)
Hog Straddler (Grapevine Quarterly H3)
Hooter Bill
I Am Cumstain
Just Greg
Just Steven
Keezer the Sleezer
Klosit Phreek
Krusty Kreme
Little Pussy
Lorna Dunes
McPisser
Menage Myself
MOM
Mama’s Boy
Nacheaux Ass (Colorado Kimchi H3)
Pipes
Old Faithful
Platterpus
Pound Puppy
Pull The Plug
Pussy Checker
Really? F*ck!
Rear Layer
Roll-On (Washington DC H3)
Roll Model
Santa Claus (Galveston H3)
She Mussel Bitch (Austin H3)
Skippy (Dallas/Ft. Worth)
Smooth Stroker
Smut Mutt (Austin H3)
Snatcha Terry Ass
Try A Fuck (Austin H3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast (Austin H3)
Xena The Warrior Princess (Dallas/Ft. Worth H3)