Cinco de Mayo Spring 2012 Campout

Join the Houston Hash for the 2012 Spring Campout at MyBeach, along the San Jacinto River, featuring virgin shiggy along the banks of the San Jacinto River, beaches, a jetski launch, pinatas and much, much more.

The Campout will take place May 4-6 at 18935 Van Road, Houston, TX, 77049. This will be a shiggylicious campout. Check it the videos of the terrain Krusty Kreme took on a recent scouting trip.

Price
Schedule
Directions
Important Info
What to Pack
How to Register
Who’s Cumming

Price

Now through March 17 — $69
March 16 to April 17 — $79
After April 17 — $89
Saturday only — 50% of current price — please see a member of MM to register for Saturday only.

Schedule

NOTE: This is a rough schedule and will most likely change before (or during) the event.

Thursday, May 3

7 PM — Pre-lewd Pub-Crawl (Hare TBA)

Friday, May 4

2 PM — Registration table opens
5 PM — Get acquainted Run hared by Geek
6:30 PM — Circle
7:30 PM — Dinner
9 PM — Music & Dancing, Campfire & Singing
11 PM — Flippy Cup practice

Saturday, May 5

9-10:30 AM — Brunch
11 AM — Hash Olympics coordinated by Dick Assley
1 PM — Swimming, Jet Ski riding, etc.
2 PM — Ball Buster Trail hared by Heartache
3 PM — Regular Trail hare by Horsfli Drivebi and Grind Slut
5 PM — Circle
6 PM — Dinner
7:30 PM — Shot Luge Opens
9 PM — Music & Dancing, Campfire & Singing
10:30 PM — Flippy Cup tournament begins
Midnight — Nekkid Run

Sunday, May 6

9-10:30 AM Brunch
10:30 AM — Water Sports, Swimming, etc.
11:30 a.m. — Lazy Bimbo Hash hared by TDTF
1 PM — H4 Hash #1790 hared Dick Assley
3 PM — Circle
5 PM — Clean up our mess and go home

Directions

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MyBeach1.com is located approximately 18 miles from downtown Houston on the San Jacinto River. To get there from downtown, take I10 east toward Beaumont. At the 610/ I10 interchange, take the ramp to the new Hwy 90 (Crosby Freeway). That’s the road that bi-sects Herman Brown Park. Follow Hwy 90 east, past Beltway 8, to Sheldon Road. Turn left on Sheldon road. Go approximately 1/2 mile and turn right on Van road. Follow Van road until it dead ends into MyBeach1.com.

The physical address is:
18935 Van Rd.
Houston, TX 77049

Here’s a map that shows the route from downtown Houston.

Look at all that water and shiggy!

Important Info

NO DOGS ALLOWED
NO GLASS BOTTLES ALLOWED. Remember, this is a beach environment and people will be barefoot. Also, seriously, there are some awesome Houston beers in cans now (Southern Star, Karbach) so don’t bring glass.
In case of emergency, Dial 911
Hydrate well all weekend and be sure to bring proof of insurance. Remember, you are 100% responsible for your own well being at all times.

What to Bring

Food and Shelter

tent
ground tarp/cloth
shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes
sleeping bag
sheets/blankets
pillow
large waterjug/cooler
snacks/fruit/granola bars
drinking vessel

Clothes

running shoes/boots
sandals
sun hat/visor
bandana
extra socks
sleep clothes
hoodie for cold nights
undies
sarong
swim suit

Personal

soap/shampoo
towels/washcloth
toothbrush/toothpaste
feminine products
toilet paper/baby wipes
deodorant
comb/brush

MIsc

Technu
bug repellent
sunscreen
lip balm
whistle
back pack/fanny pack/hydration pack
camp chairs/folding table
flashlight
first aid kit
sunglasses
personal medication
plastic bags

How to Register

You can register three ways:

In person — Print out a copy of the registration form, fill it out and deliver to Hash Cash is a cash or a check in the appropriate amount.
By mail — Print out a copy of the registration form, fill it out and mail it, along with a check in the appropriate amount, to
Tiffany McElweenie
1722 Stonecrest
Houston, TX, 77018
Via credit card or Paypal — Please note, Paypal charges a small fee for the convenience of allowing you to register for a Hash event from the comfort of your toilet. See form below.

Who’s Cumming?

Amber Alert (Baltimore-Annapolis H4)
Barbara Belzung
Benjamin Farmer
Blow Hole
Brrrggghhh
Can’t Touch This (SAH3)
Catcher in the Brown Eye
C3PHoles
Cream on my back
CSI
Dangleberry
Dick Assley
Dickrectionally Challenged
Dr.Coochie
Easy Rider
Estrus
Flat Line
FMR
Fucking Tree Hugger
Geek
Greg Williams
Heartache
Hole in 1
Hooter
Horse Fli Drive Bi
Infested
ICP
Juices Flowing
Just Barbara
Karis Smith
Kloset Freak
Krazy Puppy
Krusty Kreme
Kum-on-I-Wanna-Lay-Ya
Lorna Dunes
Lube Job
Mcpisser
Mommy’s Little Accident
Muscle Phart
Nappy Headed Homo
Parson’s Nose
Penis Envy
Picunte
Pimp Doggie Dawg
Platterpus
Pound Puppy
Puke (one day)
Pull the Plug
Pussy Checker
Rain Bitch
Ramrod
Rear Layer
Reverse Cowboy
Roll Model
Saran Crap
Semper Pie
Shigmata
Slap Dat Ass
Snatch
Spin Cycle
Sticky Lips
Stinky
Suckajawea
Tale of two titties
Taylor Bartholomew
Tender Vittles
Too Drunk To Fuck
Train Driver
Training Wheels
Twinkle Toes
Unlaiden Swallows
Urban Cock Sucker (took WHP rego)
Vague-Rant
Whale Tail
Whale’s Vagina