BROTHERS & SISTERS OF THE HASH,
Six weeks ago, the heavens unleashed their fury, drowning our noble attempt at the first ever Man Town trail in a biblical deluge.
Some whispered that Man Town had been washed away. That it was lost forever. That the dream had died.
BUT THEY WERE WRONG.
This Sunday, Man Town Rises Again.
With grit, glory, and copious volumes of beer, we shall rebuild what was lost!
This is the Man Town Rebuilds Trail – a once-in-a-lifetime second chance to experience what should have been... only better, stronger, and dryer.
🌟 WHAT TO EXPECT? 🌟
✅ A Live Hare Trail – The adrenalin will be flowing as you will hunt your prey through untamed wilderness, over obstacles both real and imagined.
✅ Epic Terrain – Rivers will be crossed, mountains will be conquered (or at least slightly elevated areas), and glory will be won.
✅ Mythical Sights – Ancient ruins? Lost treasure? A beer stop guarded by woodland spirits? You’ll have to show up to find out.
✅ T-SHIRT STENCILS! – Bring a shirt, and we will brand it with the Man Town Rebuilds insignia. A badge of honor for those who refuse to be washed away.
✅ Actual Good Weather! – Unlike last time, this Sunday’s forecast is pure perfection. The weather gods have repented.
🗓️ WHEN: Sunday 2/23
📍 WHERE: Woodland Park; 212 Parkview St, Houston, TX 77009 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/17qmWEdbbBnmmoWV9)
⏰ TIME: 2pm
🥾 WHAT TO BRING: A thirst for adventure, a t-shirt to stencil, and the spirit of a phoenix rising from the ashes.
This is your redemption arc. Your second chance at destiny. The trail that Mantown deserves. Be there.
Mantown Rebuilds. We Rise Again.
— Your Fearless Hares
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H4 runs every week on Sundays, usually at 3 pm, somewhere in the Houston area.
For more information call the hash hotline at 71-DIAL-HASH.