The Houston Hash House Harriers are hosting their spring campout at a familiar location. Yes, we are returning to Magnolia Gardens, the site of TXIH 2014. Remember that? Me neither. Campouts always better…the second time around…Why are we returning to the scene of the crime? The H4 mismanagement is lazy. Also it is an excellent and convenient location.
Friday night theme: Hooter Bill Flash Mob. Let us honor Houston’s oldest and fashion-averse hound by attiring ourselves as Ye Olde Drummer Boy.
Saturday theme: Rum Runners & Moon Shiners. Back in the times of Prohibition, these brave law beakers provided hooch to slake the thirsts of Americans under the boot heel of Temperance. This means wearing straw hats with overalls and Daisy Dukes, or south florida 20s chic: linen, guayabara (sp?) shirts and the like. And flasks!
What can you expect for your princely rego fee of $69?
-Friday interfuctions trail, Saturday long & short trails, Midnight Nekkid run, (complimentary?) Sunday H4 trail
-Quality local brews served up cold by authentic bearded men and well-breasted ladies
-Drinking games, a plethora of
-Bon fire on the beach
-A sustained atmosphere of jovial rowdiness and chemically enhanced bonhomie
- Friday snax, Saturday brunch and post-trail vittles, Sunday hangover grease & carb bombs
-Sexy new acquaintances inclined to frisky behaviors (you read the part about chemical enhancement, right?)
-Supreme camping weather*
*All credit to the RA. All blame to your poor tent setting-up skills.
And as always, NO means NO.
1) Call the Wave direct or book on-line for pick-up time. $15 round trip and must be an inside the loop pickup since the Frenetic Theater (5102 Navigation Boulevard) is outside their travel area. Book as soon as possible to reserve spot and ask for Jay. Mention this is the H4 party at Frenetic Theater. There is no hard cut-off to reserve but book by 11/29 to be safe.
http://www.thehoustonwave.com/ or 713-863-9283
a. If you wait until last minute (as in same day), cost is $20 round trip and you’ll have to be picked at one of the locations where someone has pre-paid. Closer to the event, we’ll have several pickup locations and will update as to where. Space may be limited at that point, and first come first serve, so save $5 to be guaranteed a spot and book in advance above.
2) Take Uber
Follow the link to get $30 off your first UBER ride!
http://www.uber.com/invite/UberItOut or use this promotional code: UberItOut
or google “free uber promo code” if the link above has expired
Good job Shigmata!
beer is good for you…photos coming soon