Xmas Party is Cumming! 12/6 7PM-2AM

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The Houston Hash House Harriers Holiday Hoopla (H^6) and thus the most fabulous night of your year is less than 4 weeks away!  Rego ASAP for the most holla for ya dolla.  Refer to price structure in Table 1.
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Table 1: H^6 Price Structure
Rego By:           $?
11/28 23:59       40
12/05 23:59       45
12/06 18:59       50
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There will be a hashspace rego link soon, whose prices will be raised by $3 to cover online fees.  Bring cash or check to trail starting today for more saving and max raving.  Click HERE to rego!
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This will be all the fun of hashing without all tedium of running a trail.  Like a campout without the discomfort of sleeping on the ground or a fat stranger.  Celebrate the season in the tony venue of the Frenetic Theater at 5102 Navigation Boulevard in EaDo.  The theme this year is simply formal, that means black tie if you got it.  Harriettes, we have faith in your ability to peer pressure one another into maximum elegance/sluttiness as the situation warrants.  MM has also hired a private military contractor to provide routine creeper patrol as well, and their ROE are wicked loose.  Comically INformal costumes will be provided by Frenetic for those (*cough* Hooter Bill *cough*) who show up out of uniform.
And what sort of entertainment can you expect for your paltry two Jacksons?  Refer to shit to do in Table 2.
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Table 2: H^6 Things That Will Happen
Gimmes at the door: blowjob coupons, pregnancy insurance, etc.
Sick beats by DJ 2 Drunk 2 Fuck
Awards: Best trails of quarter, best and worst of year, most hared, most ran, best new boot, raffle, last year’s MM
Dancing with smokin’ babes and hard-cut dudes
Wacky photo booth shenans
BEER, the fancy kind from our friends at Jugs
Tasty, nutritious, and filling professionally catered dinner & dessert
Drinking games on the backporch – who will be Tuxedo Flippy Cup champion?
Jokes & friends & general bonhomie…all that crap

Scouting Pig Blap 4

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TuTu ending. A perfect day weatherwise

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Finally…a hasher videos the Ho

Good job Shigmata!

A Friday visit to Jugs, the best beer place ever

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Jugs fulfills all of your hash beer needs.

desk beer

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Testing…

beer is good for you…photos coming soon

Like father, like son…

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TXIH Prelube! Planes, Trains, and Automobiles: Traveling Monkeys In The Mist

Come along and pub-crawl your way through Downtown Houston via the MetroRail! We will all purchase a Metro

pass, which according to a guy that I know, should cost about $2.50. This guy better not be lying. I’m not going to

say who he is, but his name starts with a P, and ends with a latterPuss,. Not saying any more.

“Americas Best Value Inn-Medical Center Downtown”, which shall henceforth be known as “Le Slumber Castle”

is a cheap hotel near the rail. However, the rail stops at midnight and this hotel is 4.5 miles from the end. Other

options include taxi, Wave bus (until 1 am), car pooling with a sober driver, getting a different hotel near the

end location, or possibly hitching a ride with a hobo with a sissy bar on his bike. Hotels near the end are more

expensive but if you use Priceline’s “name your price” option, you can generally get cheaper prices and then share

rooms.

On-on for more…

Happening

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