The Houston Hash House Harriers Holiday Hoopla (H^6) and thus the most fabulous night of your year is less than 4 weeks away! Rego ASAP for the most holla for ya dolla. Refer to price structure in Table 1.
Table 1: H^6 Price Structure
Rego By: $?
11/28 23:59 40
12/05 23:59 45
12/06 18:59 50
There will be a hashspace rego link soon, whose prices will be raised by $3 to cover online fees. Bring cash or check to trail starting today for more saving and max raving. Click HERE to rego!
This will be all the fun of hashing without all tedium of running a trail. Like a campout without the discomfort of sleeping on the ground or a fat stranger. Celebrate the season in the tony venue of the Frenetic Theater at 5102 Navigation Boulevard in EaDo. The theme this year is simply formal, that means black tie if you got it. Harriettes, we have faith in your ability to peer pressure one another into maximum elegance/sluttiness as the situation warrants. MM has also hired a private military contractor to provide routine creeper patrol as well, and their ROE are wicked loose. Comically INformal costumes will be provided by Frenetic for those (*cough* Hooter Bill *cough*) who show up out of uniform.
And what sort of entertainment can you expect for your paltry two Jacksons? Refer to shit to do in Table 2.
Table 2: H^6 Things That Will Happen
Gimmes at the door: blowjob coupons, pregnancy insurance, etc.
Sick beats by DJ 2 Drunk 2 Fuck
Awards: Best trails of quarter, best and worst of year, most hared, most ran, best new boot, raffle, last year’s MM
Dancing with smokin’ babes and hard-cut dudes
Wacky photo booth shenans
BEER, the fancy kind from our friends at Jugs
Tasty, nutritious, and filling professionally catered dinner & dessert
Drinking games on the backporch – who will be Tuxedo Flippy Cup champion?
Jokes & friends & general bonhomie…all that crap
1) Call the Wave direct or book on-line for pick-up time. $15 round trip and must be an inside the loop pickup since the Frenetic Theater (5102 Navigation Boulevard) is outside their travel area. Book as soon as possible to reserve spot and ask for Jay. Mention this is the H4 party at Frenetic Theater. There is no hard cut-off to reserve but book by 11/29 to be safe.
http://www.thehoustonwave.com/ or 713-863-9283
a. If you wait until last minute (as in same day), cost is $20 round trip and you’ll have to be picked at one of the locations where someone has pre-paid. Closer to the event, we’ll have several pickup locations and will update as to where. Space may be limited at that point, and first come first serve, so save $5 to be guaranteed a spot and book in advance above.
2) Take Uber
Follow the link to get $30 off your first UBER ride!
http://www.uber.com/invite/UberItOut or use this promotional code: UberItOut
or google “free uber promo code” if the link above has expired