Come along and pub-crawl your way through Downtown Houston via the MetroRail! We will all purchase a Metro
pass, which according to a guy that I know, should cost about $2.50. This guy better not be lying. I’m not going to
say who he is, but his name starts with a P, and ends with a latterPuss,. Not saying any more.
“Americas Best Value Inn-Medical Center Downtown”, which shall henceforth be known as “Le Slumber Castle”
is a cheap hotel near the rail. However, the rail stops at midnight and this hotel is 4.5 miles from the end. Other
options include taxi, Wave bus (until 1 am), car pooling with a sober driver, getting a different hotel near the
end location, or possibly hitching a ride with a hobo with a sissy bar on his bike. Hotels near the end are more
expensive but if you use Priceline’s “name your price” option, you can generally get cheaper prices and then share
So, you interested? Well dress up as a flight attendant, or a bus driver, or an American tourist, or as someone that
would be traveling via Plane, Train, or Automobile, and get drunk with other non-troglodytes who want to get
PUMPED for TEXAS INTERHASH!!!!!!!!!!!
When: Thursday, April 3rd
Start: Nouveau Antique Art Bar (2913 Main Street)
Hares: Spin Cycle, PlatterPuss, Twinkle Toes, and Cocktor Spork. We think.
Bring: Cash for bars and Metro Rail ticket, ID, walking shoes, a good attitude, possibly an awesome travel related
costume, possibly some sort of monkey gear like a tail, or a mask, or feces to fling.
Parking: We recommend either parking at someone’s house, at Le Slumber Castle, or wherever you are going
to be in the morning. If you do bring your car to the start point, free street parking starts at 6:00 and there are
garages where you can pay-n-park. You can also park at the end and take the rail to the start! Woohoo!
Wave Buses: www.thehoustonwave.com will provide transportation within 610 until 1 am. Go to website for more
information on reservations. $5 each way per website.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Restraining Orders? Yes.
So cum one, cum all, cum kick off Texas InterHash and let’s turn this bitch into a four-day hashapalooza!
, at 6:00pm