Houston Hash House Harriers

Come party with H4 for Christmas in Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas… well, you know!

A full schedule and registration info can be found here. Update: you can now register online via Paypal by clicking that link.

Hared by 8″ Crack, Ffgawi and mystery hare, Not So Silent Bob from the Colorado Kimchi’s

North side, fool!  Hope the new dry cleaners doesn’t check their parking lot security tapes.  The pack met at 3pm for this hella wet shiggy trail through wannabe virgin territory.

The hares promised prizes to those who found kiddie watches on trail.  Walkers had a choice of wet or dry trail, and I think most chose the dry trail, which was a long walk down a road with no shoulder, but a few braved the elements On-on for more…

Hared by A$$wipe and Can’t Hound

Say it isn’t so!  Can’t Hound will be 70 years old soon, so no more 69 for him!  Hopefully, he’s had all he can handle in 70 years, because 69 will never return.

Sunday is a hashing day!  The sky was looking dark when we assembled at the warehouse complex on Spikewood, but thankfully, Rain B*tch was there to ward off the rain, at least until later. 

Wide-eyed and giddy, a whole gaggle of new boots arrived, eager to see what this “hashing” was all about.  Friday night happy hour proved to be fruitful for our hare, A$$wipe, On-on for more…

Dark, rainy and slippery as hell. These are the hardcore Ho runners.

More photos here.

Hared by Gaslight and McPi$$er, with help from Roy Orifice

A far west side hash was laid by McPi$$er and Gaslight in honor of their 15th and 14th hashaversary.  Start time was at 2pm since it was “fall back”, and the weather couldn’t have been better!

Apparently, due to all of the rain, the hares had to change their trail after realizing that the water was over Gaslight’s head.  We were warned during the chalk talk to not go east, as the trail would just end.

The pack was off and crossing the Westpark feeder road.  Cars were stopped to let us pass, and someone wasn’t paying attention.  Everyone heard a loud SCREECH, On-on for more…

Hared by Gaslight and McPisser

Here is Flaming A**hole’s version of trail. Notice the long straight-away on the feeder road.

View Mc Pisser And Gas Light… in a larger map

And here is “true trail”, as provided by the Heartache.

Hared by Gaslight, Brrrr, and Annie Thrax

Here’s the map:

View Drag Hash in a larger map

Pictures will be forthcoming.

Right. So POW has been dead for a while. But what is a hasher if not lazy? Or, as one of the hashers in the photos below would say, “One must embrace the Slack.” Can you guess who’s pictured? The first one’s easy. The second, not so much.

Hared by Rain Bitch

Click above for pictures of Rain Bitch’s annual World Peace Through Beer Run! You can also see one hasher’s map of the run here.

From RB, here’s a list of beers we had at our WPTB Hash: On-on for more…

Hared by Menage Myself, Smooth Stroker, and Roy Orifice

The cooler temps were a welcome change for Sunday’s hash, but the misty, soggy conditions… not so much, although they made an ordinary suburban run extraordinary!  Menage and Smooth Stroker sported their Buccee Beaver t’s in celebration of their fourth annual Beaver in the Burbs.  The pack met at 3:30pm for a 4pm pre-laid trail, laid by Smooth Stroker.

Although the streets and EVERYTHING were soggy, including the flour, the markings held up nicely!  We started where TC Jester dead ends On-on for more…