Mismanagement

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Mismanagement can be reached by email for any questions about hashing in Houston. For general questions, you can also see the links at the bottom of this page.

Joint Masters — Asswipe, Finger in the Dyke
Plans the hash events, gets hares for runs, keeps other mismanagement in check. Helps other mismanagement with their functions. The Chief Operating Officer of the hash. Contact them or the webmistress if you want to hare a hash.

Religious Advisor — EZ Chair
Runs the circle at the end of the hash trail. Leads the hash in song, frivolity, and oversees accusations. Contact them with naming suggestions.

Hash Cash — Pull the Prick Out & Top Shelf
Collects money every week, keeps records of run counts, reconciles accounts, pays bills, makes deposits, etc. The treasurer of the hash.

On Secs — Putin Pullout & 2-Mennonite
Writes hash trash, keeps records of mismanagement meeting minutes. The secretary of the hash. You should be nice to them. They are the scribes for all eternity. Contact them with photo and hash trash suggestions.

Haberdashery — Parson’s Nose/Juices Flowing
Purveyor of Hash goodies, souvenir and gimmees. Mail her with questions about hash gear.

Web Mistress — Snatchattarius
She makes this whole website work, and is also the calendar wrangler. Contact her with website questions.

Ghosts of Mismanagement Past

  • 2015-2016 – Ramrod, Platterpuss, McPisser, 2-Mennonite, Rancid Asshole, Epic Fail , Homoglobin
  • 2014-2015 – Duke of Puke, CSI, Whale’s Vagina, Red Alert, Tastes Great Less Filling, 2-Mennonite, Can’t Hound
  • 2012-2014 – McPisser, Horsefli Drivebi, Platterpuss, Hind Legs, Pull the Plug, Whales Vagina, Cock in a box/Pull the Prick Out (*for Brggggh)
  • 2012-2013 – Rancid Asshole, Tender Vittles, Dickreckionally Challenged, Snatch Trick, Ramrod, Whale’s Vagina, Cream on my Back
  • 2011-2012 – Dick Assley, Snatcha, Pull the Plug, Too Drunk, Hole in 1, Blow Hole, Krusty Kreme
  • 2010-2011 – McPisser, Parson’s Nose, Rain Bitch, Horsefli Drive-bi, Tap Dat Ass, Spin Cycle, Easy to Please, Old Faithful
  • 2009-10 — Estrus, Lube Job, Butt Pirate, Pull the Plug, Beats My Meat, Really? F*ck! and Platterpuss
  • 2008-09 — Menage Myself, Pipes, Momma’s Boy, Lorna Dunes, Pussy Checker, 8″ Crack, Snatchattarius
  • 2007-08 — McPisser, Will He Peter, Wad to Blow, Old Faithful , Tai Tai Toy, Roll Model , Silent Dick
  • 2006-07 — French Drip, Pull the Plug, Roller Balls, Tool Box, Dry Hose, Can’t Touch This, Rubbin’ The Boy Wanker
  • 2005-06 — Fire Tunnel, Tonka F*ck, McPisser, NARC, F*ck Me Running, She Bangs, Asswipe
  • 2004-05 — Krusty Kreme, Tuna Pucker, Rain Bitch, Butt Pirate, Barbie, P.P., Cums Anyway
  • 2003-04 — Shuttlecock, Such A Puss, Grind Slut, Trail Head, Fire Tunnel, Beam Me Up Twatty, French Drip
  • 2002-03 — Yeastie Boy, John Boy, Pipes, Hershey Highway, Private Dick, Cummi Bear, Smooth Stroker, Rain Bitch
  • 2001-02 — Gaslight, Dickhead, EZ Fag, Shit on a Shingle, Crack of Dawn, Anal 101, Womb Service
  • 2000-01 —Ass Grabber, Bidet Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder, Heartache, Burning Rubber, Dick Chaser, Wow Mom Wow
  • 1999-2000
  • 1998-99 — High Maintainence, Gaslight, Vicker Licker, Boy George, Will He Peter, Halfmoon, Limp Noodle

5 thoughts on “Mismanagement

  1. Lillian

    Hi

    I would like to join an event. I don’t live in Houston anymore but in the Netherlands. I am not a big runner but like to jog a bit. Coming Nov 5-11 to Houston. Any downtown events then? Coming with some of my Dutch masters nursing students too maybe

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  2. Swipe

    Hello Lillian,
    The locations of our upcoming runs have not yet been set but I’m sure we’ll something in or near downtown that week. Hashers are also generous about giving rides to out-of-towners so let us know if you’ll need such assistance.

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  3. James Mahoney

    Hello, I met a group of hashers on Sunday. I would like to find out about joining in the group. Please let me know what I need to do.

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    1. Snatcha

      Hi James. You are welcome to just show up to any event that fits your schedule. Check our calendar at h4.org/calendar. When you arrive be sure to introduce yourself as new. Your first run is free!

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  4. Vladimir Puta (LAH3)

    Howdy!

    Looks like I’m inbound into HOU for a quickie of a biz trip arriving Thursday 4/6 and returning to LAX Friday, 4/7.

    Planning to catch the Running of the Ho tomorrow night and wanted to know if you might have some hab to grab (patch, shirt, etc.)?

    On On!

    Vladimir Puta
    Los Angeles H3

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