Houston Hash House Harriers

EDIT -Thanks to the 50 or so hashers and friends that turned up to the cleanup this morning. The Buffalo Bayou partnership and St. Arnold representatives were highly impressed! This is part of the continuing process to build the relationship between the hash, St. Arnold (for beer, of course), and the Buffalo Bayou people, who are making huge efforts to gain more public access to various points along the bayou, or can you say “new ending spots for hash trails?” On-on for more…

Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs

Legend:

Click the link below to download the tracks to Google Earth on your computer, or click the red magnifying glass on the left for FULL SCREEN:

H4 1687 Roll Model 50th

Hash trash:

Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88

Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”

AND TWINS?!

So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.

One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. On-on for more…

Clockwise from center left: Easy 2 Please, Spin Cycle, McPisser, Parson's Nose, Old Faithful, Horsefli Drive-bi, Rain B*tch. Not pictured: Tap Dat Ass, 8 Inch Crack and Snatchattarius

Contact us

Mismanagement can be reached by email for any general questions about hashing in Houston. See also the links about the bottom of this page. For specific questions, see below.

Joint Masters — McPisser and Parson’s Nose
Plans the hash events, gets hares for runs, keeps other mismanagement in check. Helps other mismanagement with their functions. The Chief Operating Officer of the hash. Contact them or the webmistress is you want to hare a hash.

Religious Advisor — Rain Bitch and Horsefli Drive-bi
Runs the circle at the end of the hash trail. Leads the hash in song, frivolity, and oversees accusations. Contact them with naming suggestions.

Hash Cash — Tap Dat Ass and Spin Cycle
Collects money every week, keeps records of run counts, reconciles accounts, pays bills, makes deposits, etc. The treasurer of the hash.

On Secs — Easy to Please and Old Faithful
Writes hash trash, keeps records of mismanagement meeting minutes. The secretary of the hash. You should be nice to them. They are the scribes for all eternity. Contact them with photo and hash trash suggestions.

Haberdashery — 8″ Crack
Purveyor of Hash goodies, souvenir and gimmees. Mail her with questions about hash gear.

Web Mistress — Snatchattarius
She makes this whole website work, and is also the calendar wrangler. Contact her with website questions.

Ghosts of Mismanagement Past

• 2009-10 —Estrus, Lube Job, Butt Pirate, Pull the Plug, Beats My Meat, Really? F*ck! and Platterpuss
• 2008-09 — Menage Myself, Pipes, Momma’s Boy, Lorna Dunes, Pussy Checker, 8″ Crack, Snatchattarius
• 2007-08 — McPisser, Will He Peter, Wad to Blow, Old Faithful , Tai Tai Toy, Roll Model , Silent Dick
• 2006-07 — French Drip, Pull the Plug, Roller Balls, Tool Box, Dry Hose, Can’t Touch This, Rubbin’ The Boy Wanker
• 2005-06 — Fire Tunnel, Tonka F*ck, McPisser, NARC, F*ck Me Running, She Bangs, Asswipe
• 2004-05 — Krusty Kreme, Tuna Pucker, Rain Bitch, Butt Pirate, Barbie, P.P., Cums Anyway
• 2003-04 — Shuttlecock, Such A Puss, Grind Slut, Trail Head, Fire Tunnel, Beam Me Up Twatty, French Drip
• 2002-03 — Yeastie Boy, John Boy, Pipes, Hershey Highway, Private Dick, Cummi Bear, Smooth Stroker, Rain Bitch
• 2001-02 — Gaslight, Dickhead, EZ Fag, Shit on a Shingle, Crack of Dawn, Anal 101, Womb Service
• 2000-01 —Ass Grabber, Bidet Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder, Heartache, Burning Rubber, Dick Chaser, Wow Mom Wow
• 1999-2000
• 1998-99 — High Maintainence, Gaslight, Vicker Licker, Boy George, Will He Peter, Halfmoon, Limp Noodle

Hared by Dr. Coochie and Pull the Plug

H4 Run #1686 — If you have Google Earth installed, click the link to see the map from Dr. Coochie’s run.

Legend:
Rancid A =Red
Le PC = Yellow
Heartache = White
McPisser – Purple

If you are a member of Hashspace, click the image above to see pics from the run.

Trail stats:
88 hounds, including 6 new boots

Dr. Coochie did the hash right by sponsoring a birthday keg earlier in the month. But wait there’s more! This past hot Sunday afternoon, she also hared a trail in honor of her birthday! Dr. Coochie worked her magic to get Pull the Plug to co-hare with her.

The Hash met in the Ross parking lot south of town, off Beltway 8. We did not see a lot of shiggy when we first pulled up, but we know that it does not take long to get off-road in that part of town. Dr. Coochie gave the chalk talk. Usual marks for trail were advertised. Trail was to be marked in flour. The hares advertised a 4.2 mile hash. Since this would be my 5th hash trail for the weekend, I decided that an easy pace on that length trail would be ok, especially with a thoughtful water check. A walkers’ trail was also offered. On-on for more…

Hared by Just Brian and Manstruation

H4 Run #1685 — If you have Google Earth installed, you can see the map by clicking the link.

Legend:
Pink = Roller
Yellow = Le Pussy Checker, heh,heh,heh,heh
Green = Horsefli Drivebi
Red =Rancid A

Run Stats:
Virgins = 4
ReBoots = 8
Visitors = 5
Total Hashers = 92

Quote of the run:
Just Brian — “My gay man crush is on Heartache. Definitely Heartache…(dreamy eyes).”

Can I have a note for the hares?
They do so love to rhyme.
Manstration, poet laureate,
His co-hare, Just Brian.

Tap Dat Acrobat

On-on for more…

Hared by Hooter Bill, Master Chugger and Dickhead

Map courtesy Rancid A$$hole

Trash Courtesy of Old Faithful

(It may help to play the song in the background, while you read this)

When Hooter gets older losing his hair,
Many years from now. (too late) On-on for more…

Hared by Letch, Old Faithful and Will he Peter

Run Stats:
Virgins – 8
ReBoots – 24
Visitors – 0
Total Hashers – 117

Quote of the run:
Unladen Swallow (formerly Just Sherrice) — “Just swallow it. That’s what I always do.”

The hounds are off towards downtown!

It was a sultry 100 degrees at the start of last Sunday’s run. A paltry, humid, sun beating down your neck kind of day that attracted 24 re-boots to return! Your hares Will He Peter, Old Faithful, Digital Input, and Letch laid down a nice urban trail through midtown and downtown, complete with the Great Disappearing Check/False Mark 2010. The entire pack kept mostly together through the first quarter, catching one another at checks, falses, and backchecks, but the hounds lost the scent right near the downtown Hilton. Some wanker decided the big fat flour “F” was too great a distraction from their loitering around a bus stop, and kicked out any sign of the mark. From there, most of the pack assumed the mark was a check, and proceeded to meander around Main Street, smelling the delicious turtle check to come.

On-on for more…

Hared by A$$wipe and Loofah

Legend:
McP(FRB) = Red, Heartache (DFL)= Green

Run Stats:
87 hashers; 15 new boots, 3 visitors, 9 reboots

Quote of the run:
McPisser — “At least there aren’t any people from the f*cking CHAIR FORCE!”

Converging on the long Memorial Day weekend, your hares Ass Swipe and Loofah threw down a mix of urban and medium-light shiggy in the blistering, almost summer heat. The pack met along 290, and could sense that they were in for a treat as the start offered little to no shade. Manstration already sported a splotchy ginger kid burn, and was promised more of the same.

Loofah!

On-on for more…

Back in the day, before we had a website and a hotline and a Yahoo group and Facebook, future hashes were advertised by handing out flyers during the circle.

From Pitts comes this flyer, Hooter Bill’s 700th Run. Some interesting things to note about this flyer:

• • Hash cash was $4 in 1994
• • The fine print: Be forewarned! None of that wanker swill (Bud Light or Miller Light) will be quaffed on this night — Hooter is known as a connoisseur of the finest swill money can’t buy. Did he actually drink a St. Arnold Amber on this night?
• • Pitts also notes that this was the first keg of St. Arnolds ever consumed at the hash.

Hooter turns 72 (!) this week. Happy birthday to our Hash Grand Master.

No one was happier than those of mismanagement this fine Sunday afternoon. After a year of hard work serving the Hash, our awesome leaders were ready to hand over those responsibilities to foolish/naïve hash peers. Run # 1681 was hared by the outgoing mismanagement on this wonderfully hot afternoon. The pack gathered at Terry Hershey park, out I-10 West , for which this hasher was very grateful.  A mixed variety of regular hashers, re-boots and virgins were present. Voting took place in the usual manner with hash cash passing out the ballots and Geek gathering them in a trash bag. Geek told stories of past hashes just throwing the bag in the air, and the ballot that made it the furthest declared the new mismanagement. On-on for more…