Houston Hash House Harriers

H4 1749 8.14 Bang Bang Easy

Hares:  Ez 2 Please, RamRod

Well, after months and months of going away parties, it had to happen sometime; Easy to Please was finally getting the hell out of Texas.  Good riddance.   On-on for more…

Hares:  I F*cked Your Dad, Rancid A$$hole, Duke of Puke

Treating the hounds like the dogs they are, the hares decided to start their trail at the Ervan Chew Park at the standard summer time of 4 pm.  Little did the pack realize that hanging out under the trees was the most shade they would have the entire run.  On-on for more…

Hares:  Butt Pirate, Heartache, Pull the Plug

What do you get the man who has everything?  How about a hash run!  With the help of his trusty co-hares, Butt Pirate was able to enjoy the company and complaints of his best friends as they were sent into the wilds of Pasadena. On-on for more…

H4 1744 7.10 Say Car Ramrod

Hares:  Ramrod and Tender Vittles (again)

Let’s go back a couple of days.  July 10, 2011.  4 pm.  Townwood Park.  Everything seems normal.  Hash cash is paid, hashers are stretching, drinking, voting and talking.  The pack is milling about waiting for the hares, Tender Vittles and Ramrod, to announce chalk talk.   Little did they know, there is someone else.  Someone else is waiting for the hounds to take off.  Someone else is hanging around….

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs)

On-on for more…

Hares: McPisser & Tender Vittles

So there we were; it was 4pm, at Kitty Hollow Park, in 1000 degree heat, in the middle of Missouri City and what were we doing?  Getting ready to run!  The hares, Tender Vittles and McPisser, promised two kegs of beer, an American and European trail and “virgin” territory.

But something wasn’t right.  There was only one hare!  Then there it was, the sound of squealing tires and an engine being pushed to the limit.  Tender Vittles came roaring through the parking lot, leapt from his car On-on for more…

All,

Longtime Houston/Space City Hasher and friend Slick Fifty passed away Dec. 30th after a long bout with cancer. Please remember her and her husband Mt. Ahjima in your thoughts and prayers.

Put Sunday the 30th on your calendar for the Hash Mile (mile 11/24 on Allen Parkway across from the Federal Reserve — map here). The Chevron Houston Marathon and Aramco Half Marathon are a mere week away. Every year, the hash sponsors mile 11/24 of the race route in what has become our biggest community service project of each year.

The theme is “Cowboys and Indians” so we have built a fort and several tee-pees! Runners will start showing up by 7:30 or thereabouts, and we need you there to cheer them on. And as usual, we’ll have tons of food, beer and entertainment, all very kid friendly. Please no dogs.

So if you aren’t running the race, be sure to dress up. If you are running the race, be sure to take a little break at mile 11/24 for some golden elixer. The finish line can wait.

A growing list of hashers running each race is after the jump.

On-on for more…

EDIT -Thanks to the 50 or so hashers and friends that turned up to the cleanup this morning. The Buffalo Bayou partnership and St. Arnold representatives were highly impressed! This is part of the continuing process to build the relationship between the hash, St. Arnold (for beer, of course), and the Buffalo Bayou people, who are making huge efforts to gain more public access to various points along the bayou, or can you say “new ending spots for hash trails?” On-on for more…

Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs

Legend:

Click the link below to download the tracks to Google Earth on your computer, or click the red magnifying glass on the left for FULL SCREEN:

H4 1687 Roll Model 50th

Hash trash:

Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88

Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”

AND TWINS?!

So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.

One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. On-on for more…