Hared by McPisser, C*ms Anyway, B*tt Pirate, NARC, Little P*ssy, and FMR

Pull the Plug has posted images from the 6th annual Tourette’s Run here.

The fifth analversary of the Tourette’s Hash was held this Sunday on the southeast side with over 60 hashers in attendance to celebrate and give to this worthy cause.  S*ck IT!!  We met at the Chili’s on the corner of Beltway and Fairmont Parkway.  Chalk talk was given in water… D^MN^TION!!… and the hares advised of a two mile walker’s trail and a turkey/eagle split.    LICKETY H@R SPL!T!!  Our new boots had great mentors to show the way just in case the chalk talk was not clear or evaporated too soon.

The pack was off at around 4:30pm, across the parking lot and into the shiggy… thorny, trippy shiggy, but only for a short distance.  SHORT-N-C@RLIES!! 

We ran through some construction and down a drainage ditch water crossing, where being only 2 apples high, I managed to land right in the middle of this ditch and lost a shoe.  F^RT S*CKER!!  Ashamed, I dug it out of the thick mud with a loud “smack”, and we continued on our way to the water/beer check.

After the refreshments, we ran through a neighborhood to a park with nicely manicured jogging paths where there was a turkey/eagle split.  L^NDING STR!P!!  I did not actually see the eagle split, but ran the turkey trail.  

After about three and a half relatively easy but incredibly hot miles… beer near.  And the choir sang, “AAAAAAAAAAA-mennnnn!!”  G-D^mm!T!!  We ran to a clearing between the trees and backyard fences… right to B*tt Pirate’s lovely backyard for our pool ending.

Beer was plentiful, and NARC was buzzing around like an attentive little host.  Lots of meticulus preparation went into this production, so he wanted everything just so!  B^LL H^IR!  And it was just so! 

Hashers, beer in hand, cooled themselves in the pool while waiting for the circle.  We were delighted when B*tt Pirate jumped in the pool with beer pitchers to conduct the circle in the pool.  We didn’t even have to move.  F^T ^$$es!

There were several accusations for the hares, all 15 of the hares… S*CK MULLETS!!… including the mysterious “melting” ice and forgetting the maps to the house, but no one mentioned the obvious date mistake on the incredibly hyped t-shirts of July 9th instead of 5th.  Should they have been discounted?  T!GHT ^$$!

B*tt Pirate called attention to the regularly attending hashers that have not been named yet, David, Fernando, and Nathan.  We brainstormed as a group, but nothing stuck. BP reminded us to watch for them to do something really dumb for a potential naming.  These guys fly under the radar.  F^RT! F^RT! S!LENT BUT DEADLY!

Krusty Kreme called Houston roller derby girl, Carmen Get It, into the circle because apparently she has avoided getting a hash name for some time now.  R@LLER TH!S!!  Story was that she was running in front of Krusty through the thorny shiggy, and branches were boucing back in Krusty’s face, so his potential name for her was something like Stick-It-To-Me.  Then, McP*sser chimed in with his suggestion for Kibbles-n-Bits, that devolved into Kibbles-n-T!ts… to Nibble-My-T!ts.         D!@K HOLE!  Nibble-My-T!ts stuck, and the crowds cheered… not sure what that name had to do with anything, but she was annointed with it none-the-less.  Congrats… I think!  T!TT!es!!

The circle ended, and the 800 pounds of brisket flowed like manna from heaven!  E^T my ME^T!  There was no need to travel to the on-on-on, as we were there.  Hashers partook in the meat and beer and spicy potato salad, and the kids enjoyed having the pool to themselves.  The hot tub was overflowing with people and pee, so B*tt Pirate will probably have to banish the children from the pool for days to shock it multiple times.  Good luck with that!  P!$$!  V!NEG^RY P!$$!!!

Thank you, hares, for the extraordinary and well-marked trail, the cold beer, and misdated but inexpensive shirts!  PR!@K!!  Thanks to NARC for the tasty brisket and Tourette’s fundraising, and thanks to B*tt Pirate and Blue Falcon for your hospitality!  Hope your property recovers soon!  F!LTHY W#@RES!!!

on-on to my birthday happy hour Friday July 10th at Happy Meal Park!  (shameless plug)
Really? F*@k!