Erections are this Sunday. As per tradition, the run, hared by outgoing Mismanagement, is free. See a list of candidates below, and remember, you must be present at the hash to vote.

Joint Master

• Dick-Rectionally Challenged
• McPisser
• Burning Rubber
• Parson’s Nose

Hash Cash

• Spin Cycle
• Circle Jerk
• Tap dat Ass

On-Sec

• EZ to Plz
• Old Faithful
• Thornholio
• C 3P Holes

Religious Advisor

• Horsefli Drive-Bi
• Rain Bitch
• NARC