No one was happier than those of mismanagement this fine Sunday afternoon. After a year of hard work serving the Hash, price sale our awesome leaders were ready to hand over those responsibilities to foolish/naïve hash peers. Run # 1681 was hared by the outgoing mismanagement on this wonderfully hot afternoon. The pack gathered at Terry Hershey park, out I-10 West , for which this hasher was very grateful. A mixed variety of regular hashers, re-boots and virgins were present. Voting took place in the usual manner with hash cash passing out the ballots and Geek gathering them in a trash bag. Geek told stories of past hashes just throwing the bag in the air, and the ballot that made it the furthest declared the new mismanagement.
Geek got overruled with that idea.
Estrus and Pull the Plug gave chalk talk, announcing usual marks. They claimed approximately 4.5 miles trail and promised a small amount of poison ivy near the end. They also provided a walkers trail. The pack was off at an amazingly appropriate time. Trail took us paralleling Memorial, then through streets, fields, trails and along the Bayou at Terry Hershey Park. Trail wrapped back around and ended under the bridge at the North side of the park, right under I-10. There was pizza at the end, as well as two kegs of beer!! The covered ending out of the sun was welcomed. Nice job hares!
The pack circled up in a field just beyond the bridge. Virgins, reboots, birthdays were all honored in usual hash tradition. Ballots were tallied, and Butt Pirate announced the new mismanagement for the upcoming year:
Joint Master: McPisser & Parson’s Nose
Hash Cash: Tap dat Ass & Spin Cycle
On-Sec: Easy to Please & Old Faithful
RA: Rain Bitch & Horsefli Drive-bi
Outgoing mismanagement was honored, as well as all past RAs.
Dick-Rectionally Challenged made one of the first accusations for Horsefli Drive-bi and bride to be Spin Cycle. As a good hash father would, he proposed a 69 down-down for the couple. After a few instructions from the circle, they managed to finish their down-down. Perhaps a hash wedding will be in the near future?
There were several naming and potential namings. We thought that Butt-Pirate went crazy with a rash of naming last year. I think that this year’s RAs might be out to break his record. Just Mike was named HOMO-ERECTUS. His name came from a series of sightings with him evolving from a Neanderthal position to an upright and very erect man.
Easy to Please’s brother, just Brett, was also named. He is one that is not very vocal, but got very excited at a particular song and ramrodded his fist with vigor, hence his naming of “RAMROD”. Just Kelsey , EZ’s sister, was named Lost & F*ck. Her story comes from being on a one mile trail, and logging almost nine miles. You may have to ask her for more details, I think my beer cup was dry at that time.
We still need to honor Just Thresa, as she got named at the Nekkid run at the Houston campout, and needs to be properly recognized by the Houston Hash as “FELATI-HO”.
With 110+ hashers, the kegs were drained fairly early. The on-on-on was announced as being at That Dam IceHouse. About 40-50 hashers made their way to the biker bar for a fine on-on-on with plenty of drinking, games and dancing. For those that missed the on-on-on, I think that there were boobies out.
Really F*CK and Platterpus were amazing as On-Sec’s. They are a tough act to follow, but EZ and I will do our best to tell the truth or stories as we see it.
Thanks again to all of last year’s mismanagement for all the dedication and hard work.
On-On to the hash next Sunday, then re-Boot reunion on June 6th (shameless plug).
Old Faithful