Hares: Horse-Fli Drive-by, Spin Cycle

The thing about Horse and Spin if you’re not careful you may end up with them fucking on top of you if you’re not careful.

At last year’s InterHash I was nearly fucked on by these two ‘perfect race’ hashers and honestly I’m pretty sure I would have been ok with it in the long run. That night I wasn’t into it. It seemed like the safety committee met a lot that night, we had so many safety meetings I could have prevented the BP oil spill. I was alone, in my hammock dreaming of playing shuffleboard with Salma Hayek on the deck of my big yacht and by playing shuffleboard I mean hiding my dingus in her who-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, the fuck twins. So there I was in hammocks up to here when I hear some shuffling of a drunken couple ‘It’s just over here. Ok, be quiet.’ The cocoon of my hammock flung open to looks of surprise from HFDB & Spin. I could hear HFDB’s nut slink into his stomach as he walked away dejected. The next day I swear I saw HFDB carrying a bed post around with the amount of places these two fucked. Put it this way, if you weren’t almost fucked on then you were doing it wrong.

Anyhoo, this trail probably had sex remnants on it from scouting, live haring and post run coitus. I’m saying they fuck a lot.