H4 Run #1700 – Faaaaaaaaaaaaall Campout

Date: Saturday November 6, viagra 100mg 2010
Hares: Horsefli Drivebi, Twinkle Toes, and EZ to Please
Quote of the Run: “Why is Snatch on a horse!?”

One week before the Faaaaaall H4 Skydiving campout, Horsefli, Twinkle, and your industrious On-Sec decided to pay a visit to the Rosharon area for a little scouting. We had maps. We had machetes. We had bug spray and sunblock. We were more prepared for scouting than girls in the 2nd grade. Along the guidelines of Heartache we began early and decided to make an effort at scouting until we were too tired to continue. Little did we know that Saturday would be a pre-cursor of the most epic Campout Trail to cum. And no, I’m not biased.

Two hares out in the wilderness

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H4 Run # 1699 – Scorpio Hash

Date: Sunday October 31, 2010
Hares: Geek, Little Pussy, FMR, Manstruation

The Tasty New Boots

It was beautiful weather for hashing today; temperatures were in the 80’s and there was no sign of rain (the weather phenomena, not the harriette). Around 40 hashers made the long trip to Tomball area including Thanks for the Mammaries and Testicles from the Oregon area. We even had a visit from Straddle-various (sp?) from Switzerland with her rather tasty new shoes. Yum!

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H4 Run # 1704 – H4 & Crab Hash Run

Date: Sunday October 3, pills 2010

Hares: My Brother Made Me Eat It, Ball Tender, Homoerectus, and Dick the Boy Wonder

Pre-Run Jet Skiing

It was a glorious day this Sunday October 3rd , as the pack lounged lazily from their drunken stupors called the weekend of Crab Hash. Homoerectus promised a delightful virgin run with his 3 co-hares, and generously offered a trail of 3.5 shiggy miles surrounding DTBW’s property. And what’s better than 3.5 miles of hungover stumbling through scrubby Houston shiggy? Abita beer! A delicious Abita beer check! In fact, that Abita beer check was so deliciously tempting, that McPisser and myself, your faithful On-Sec Easy to Please, decided to skip the trail entirely, follow it backwards, and meet the hungry pack at the Abita beer check, successfully securing our place as totally awesome.

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