H4 Run # 1702 – Pig Blap 2; The Blap is Back

Posted on September 19, 2010 by EZ to PLZ

Date: Sunday September 19, 2010
Hares: McPisser and Grind Slut
Quote of the Run: “Just spray it on me”

***Mad Libs Hash Trash!***
If the first pig blap was not enough blap for your buck, the second pig blap was _______________ (adjective). Your hares ______________ (noun) and______________ (noun) were incredibly excited to slap you in the face once more.With free t-shirt sprays and an advertised shiggy fest, the hounds were off intothe wild unknown. The first reaction was mud. Mud, mud, mud, mud. What a messy blap! The hounds were ______________ (noun) and the mud was ______________(adjective). It consumed your feet, dragged you into the muck, and______________ (verb) your senses. Vanilla Starfish made a point of helping outonly herself in the mud encrusted trenches. Vanilla is ______________ (adjective) when it comes to helping others. Gas Light furiously roamed thetrails as if the mud was nothing more than extra cushioning for her feet. Gas Light is______________ (verb) in the mud.

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H4 Run # 1694 – The “Totally Worth the Drive” Run

Posted on August 22, 2010 by EZ to PLZ

Date: August 22, ed 2010

Hares: Spot on the Mat, herbal Ass Swipe, decease & Catcher in the Brown Eye (then known as Just David)

August heat…IN TEXAS?! You’ve got to be kidding us! The hares reassured all the hounds that despite the record temperatures and potential for dogs to keel over, they would offer a shady and shiggy trail on the north side. As the homage to Spot on the Mat’s locale, we began by parking alongside what the foundation of a southern super church and extremely close to your dutiful On-Sec’s old 9^th grade stomping grounds. Catcher in the Brown Eye (once known as quiet “Just David”) decided to hare his first run, so Ass Wipe hoped for a good turnout amidst the debilitating heat and humidity. The advertising was ceaseless. Of course, even at the start, we were standing in the blazing heat, on a concrete street, with no shade. Good thing your trusty Mismanagement invested in some water coolers! Everyone eyed Sticky Lips’ dog nervously…it may not end well for one rambunctious Golden Labrador Retriever…but did someone say jello shots?! Screw the heat, they are pina colada flavored! Not even the 4pm start could keep away the large pack as everyone was so desperate to wear their brand new hapi coats.

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POW – the 1693 Hash

Posted on August 16, 2010 by EZ to PLZ

Reboots getting told by Rain.

H4 Run #1690 – Pussy Pleasers

Posted on July 25, 2010 by EZ to PLZ

Too Drunk POV.

The RA's in action.

H4 Run #1689: Fiestavus!

Posted on July 18, 2010 by EZ to PLZ

Legend:

Snatch (Hare) = Yellow

Heartache = Orange

McP = Purple

PP = Green

Rancid A$hole = Red

Click on red Magnifying Glass to open Full Screen in a new window:

H4 1689 Fiestavus

Conejos: Menage Myself, erectile ed Nibble My Tits, pills Pussy Checker, physician Smooth Stroker, and Snatcha-Terry-Ass.

Perros: 72
Virgens: 12
Pendejos: 19
Visitante: 5

Cotización del funcionamiento: “Donde están las cervezas?”

¡Hola mis amigos! Estoy apesadumbrado para la última basura del picadillo. Mi español es viejo. Eso es aceptable. Nadie sabe hablar español de todos modos (no incluso Mosca Española). Puedo decir cualquier cosa que deseo decir. Continue reading →

H4 Run #1688 – Hare U Class II

Posted on July 11, 2010 by EZ to PLZ

Shiggy as far as the eye can see...

Say hello to my little MUD!

Water crossings.

H4 Run #1687: Roll Model’s 50th Birthday & Show Us Your Flag Run

Posted on July 4, 2010 by EZ to PLZ

Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs

Legend:

Catamite = Blue

P Checker = Yellow

McP = Pink (Drawn, not GPS, but fairly accurate)

Brian = Red

PP= Neon Green

Click the link below to download the tracks to Google Earth on your computer, or click the red magnifying glass on the left for FULL SCREEN: H4 1687 Roll Model 50th

Hash trash:

Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88

Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”

AND TWINS?!

So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.

One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. Continue reading →