Ready for the flush of a lifetime? 🚽 The 2026 H4 Pooperbowl is officially dropping on February 1st!
Get your sh*t together because the H4 Pooperbowl is hitting the near Southwest side on February 1st! We’re rolling out the brown carpet for a star-studded pageant of prior honorees, culminating in the "honor" of a lifetime: the crowning of our 2026 recipient! Come for the prestigious awards, stay for the grilled wieners, salty hash snacks, and "special" treats that’ll keep you running. You won't want to miss this trail of a lifetime! Rumors of a heated pool ending are swirling, so make plans now.
We’ve already got a posse of 5+ out-of-towners headed our way to witness the 2026 Pooperbowl Pageant. If people are traveling miles for these wieners and this "honor," you have no excuse to miss out.
Don’t be a "wish-I-woulda." Be a "glad-I-did." See you on the trail! 🏃💨
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2025 Pooperbowl Cums Anyway
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Get ready, because we’ve got a Trail of the Year contender on our hands, and you do not want to be the one hearing about it in the circle later!
The weather gods have smiled upon us with crisp, sunny skies and a perfect 55 degrees, ideal for working up a sweat without melting into the pavement. Here’s what’s waiting for you out there:
The Virgin Territory: We’re heading into "Born Again Virgin" territory. It’s fresh, it’s untouched, and it’s waiting for your flour-dusted footprints.
The Westbury Wilderness: Keep your eyes peeled for the legendary woodland creatures of Westbury.
Shiggy & Splashes: We’re talking true shiggy, rolling hills to crush your quads, and—wait for it—white water rapids.** 🌊
Pure Adventure: This isn't just a run; it's a full-blown expedition through the best terrain the area has to offer.
Verdict: This trail has everything but a boring stretch. If you’re looking for a legendary afternoon of mud, sweat, and beer, this is it!