Hares: Asswipe and some other hashers

This hash could be summed up in 3 words; Dangle Berry Dick. Oh and pedophilia. Both are 100% my fault although Dangle was a very willing partner. Soft and gentle. Like a baby panda, with his dick out.

All joking aside what better way to ring in the mono-theistic holiday weekend by running around the city’s largest park and then throwing shit in sand. I loved it. Heartache shared some of his fantastic Brooklyn Black Ops with me and I finally found god!

Ok, the beer part was true but the god part isn’t. I was raised in catholic schools, there’s no help for me

Oh hi, Satan. Do you have anything near the kitchen?

Live lay, erectile Started at happy meal park, troche ended at full moon lot.  Was more than 6 miles.  Dangle ran out of flour.  MM Approved the naming of Death Cab for Bootie and JizzHands from the Fridays full moon.  Keg of Shiner.  People gave up and ran back to their cars when they were almost to the end.     On-after at Bubbas.

It was cold and rainy.  I was on my couch all day.  Best trail of the year.  Thanks for picking up the slack since Twinkle Toes was a wanker and chose “work training” over the hash.

4.5 miles of pure awesome.  Two beer checks!  Super Happy Fun Land was a kick ass ending and even better on after(the HashMash Party).  Probably the best hash I’ve ever been on.  D&W’s Lounge has become one of my favorite places to go.

The pack met up for chalk talk under the billowing black skies of Deer Park. The Campbell’s laid out the marks as a plastics factory burned in the distance. Just another day in the energy capital. Prior to the race it was announced that the end would indeed be at Dickrectionally Challenged’s pool. It was a hot one that day and the pack could smell the chlorine and whatever types of hash funk removal Dick put in there. Continue reading →