H4 Run #1715 – T3 and 2 Virgins Run

Hares – Tai Tai Toy, prescription Mud In My Crick, Ramrod
Virgins – 3
Visitors – 2
Total Hashers – 81

Quote of the run: “Heartache did not short cut! He zen-hashed the trail!” –Heartache

Freezing. Of all the runs I can remember, this first Sunday of 2011 was a cold one. Indeed, the hares warned of a chilly ending, but not an @$$ freezer! Tai Tai Toy promised to sacrifice Mud and Ramrod to the hash gods “Shanghai Style” which brought out over 80 people in pure curiosity. They promised a 4-5 mile trail of urban and mixed shiggy and some holy guacamole a la CSI. We began at the Full Moon parking lot, and took a little trip into the Memorial wilderness. Hounds off at 2:30 sharp!

Now, dear hashers, your reverent and endearing On-Sec was running a wide version of the Memorial Loop earlier in the day while training for the Houston Marathon (what a rac*st), and found, what looked to be flour. Let me recount the tale…
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One Year of Hash Relationships not working

12-DEC-10

One Year of Hash Relationships Not Working

Hares: Twinkle Toes and Easy to Please

Hounds: 57 regular hashers

New Boots: 4 virgins

Sunday.  Hash. Twinkle Toes.  Easy to Please.   Hares. Horses. Motor Bikes. Red Necks.

We just hate it when civilians get in the way of our hashing!

As if making it through a year of dating in the hash is not hard enough, doctor why not let the hares be challenged with having to change their trail mid-hash?!

The hares decided to start the hash at the end of a road near a school on the south side of town.  When we parked, impotent Shiggy was all around. This is going to be a good one! Continue reading

Christmas Party Run

Hash Run #1710

December 4, allergy 2010

Hares:  Geek and Hooter Bill

Mismanagement asked our Grand Masters to set this year’s Christmas Party Hash since they are very much a part of who Houston H3 is.  Here are some interesting facts about Geek and Drummer/Hooter Bill:

  1. They each have over 30 years of hashing experience between them.
  2. They have been hashing so long that they’ve even met “Horse” Thompson, one of the original hashers who started the Hash House Harriers along with G.
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