Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs

Legend:

Click the link below to download the tracks to Google Earth on your computer, or click the red magnifying glass on the left for FULL SCREEN: H4 1687 Roll Model 50th

Hash trash:

Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88

Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”

AND TWINS?!

So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.

One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. Continue reading →

Hared by Just Brian and Manstruation

H4 Run #1685 — If you have Google Earth installed, doctor you can see the map by clicking the link.

Legend:
Pink = Roller
Yellow = Le Pussy Checker, herbal heh, discount heh,heh,heh
Green = Horsefli Drivebi
Red =Rancid A

Run Stats:
Virgins = 4
ReBoots = 8
Visitors = 5
Total Hashers = 92

Quote of the run:
Just Brian — “My gay man crush is on Heartache. Definitely Heartache…(dreamy eyes).”

Can I have a note for the hares?
They do so love to rhyme.
Manstration, poet laureate,
His co-hare, Just Brian.

Tap Dat Acrobat

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