Join the Houston Hash this April for our 2010 Spring Campout. This year we’re returning to the Rio Bravo Motocross Park in northeast Houston, home of the 2005 Trail of the Year. Be sure to register early for the best rate!

• Prices
• Schedule
• Important Info
• How to Register
• Directions
• What to Bring
• Who’s Cummin’

Prices

How much will all this wonderful hashing fun cost you?

• Before April 1 — $59
• April 1 to April 26 — $69
• After April 26 — $79

Schedule

All events are subject to change at the whim of Mismanagement! All campout activities from Friday on begin at Rio Bravo Motocross Park!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

• Pre-Lewd Pub Crawl 7 p.m.– Starts somewhere Downtown Houston, exact location TBA

Friday, April 30, 2010

• 1 p.m. — Registration opens and Keg is tapped!
• 5 p.m. — H4 Run # 1676 Trail hared by Geek
• 6:30 p.m. — Circle
• 7:00 p.m. — Dinner
• 9:30 p.m. — Music, Dancing & Campfire
• 11:00 p.m. — Flippy Cup Practice!

Saturday May 1, 2010

• 9-11 a.m. — Brunch
• 11 a.m — Hash Olympics!
• 1 p.m. — Shot Luge Opens
• 2 to 4 p.m. — H4 Run # 1677 Trails begin
• 2 p.m. — Ballbuster Trail hared by Butt Pirate
• 3 p.m. — Regular Trail hared by Grind Slut
• 3 p.m. — Joint H4/BMH3 Zippy Trail hared by Donnie the Retard
• 4:30 p.m. — Circle up Wankers!
• 6:30 p.m. — Dinner
• 8 p.m. — Skits & entertainment
• 9 p.m. — Music, Dancing & Campfire
• 10:30 p.m. — Flippy Cup Tournament!!
• Midnight — Moonlight Run

Sunday, May 2, 2010

• 9 to 11 a.m. — Brunch
• 1 p.m. — H4 Run #1676: Hangover trail hared by Platterpuss. This is the weekly running of the Houston Hash (those Houston Hashers not attending the campout, but coming out for the run will pay the regular $5 Hash Cash)
• 3 p.m. — Circle up!
• 5 p.m. — Go home!

Important Info

• NO DOGS ALLOWED!!!
• Please take extreme care to hydrate well throughout the weekend. Remember to bring proof of medical insurance in case you have to be taken to a medical facility.
• In case of medical emergency dial 911
• A special thanks to our beer sponsors!

How to Register

• By cash — Bring your rego form and payment to Hash Cash at the start of any run.
• By check — Bring your rego form to Hash Cash at the start of any run, along with a check made out to Don Christopher (Pull the Plug).
• By mail — Mail your rego form along with a check made out to Don Christopher: 2701 Blueberry, Pasadena, TX 77502.
• Online — Click the secure Paypal link below and pay by credit card or automatic withdrawal from the comfort of your own home! Note: Paypal charges a small additional transaction fee for the convenience of shopping in your underwear.

Directions

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What to Bring

Food and Shelter

• tent
• ground tarp/cloth
• shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes
• sleeping bag
• sheets/blankets
• pillow
• large waterjug/cooler
• snacks/fruit/granola bars
• drinking vessel

Clothes

• running shoes/boots
• sandals
• sun hat/visor
• bandana
• extra socks
• sleep clothes
• hoodie for cold nights
• undies
• sarong
• swim suit

Personal

• soap/shampoo
• towels/washcloth
• toothbrush/toothpaste
• feminine products
• toiket paper/baby wipes
• deodorant
• comb/brush

MIsc

• Technu
• bug repellent
• sunscreen
• lip balm
• whistle
• back pack/fanny pack/hydration pack
• camp chairs/folding table
• flashlight
• first aid kit
• sunglasses
• personal medication
• plastic bags

Who’s Cummin’

• Will He Peter
• Smooth Stroker
• Menage Myself
• Pussy Checker
• Pull the Plug
• Really??Fuck!!
• Beats My Meat
• Just Brian
• Easy Rider
• Vanilla Starfish
• Giesler
• Rear Layer
• CoTex
• Estrus
• Just Jan
• Dr. Coochie
• Dickrectionally Challenged
• Thornholio
• Hooter Bill
• Lube Job
• Burning Rubber
• Training Wheels
• McPisser
• Cums Anyway
• Platterpuss
• Just Rick
• Krusty Kreme
• Snatchattarius
• 8″ Crack
• Puke
• Tiny Bubbles
• Donnie the Retard
• Momma’s Boy
• Just Theresa
• C3PHole
• Tuna Delight
• Muscle Phartt
• Cocktor Spork
• CIA
• Head Banger
• Just Paul
• Ass Grabber
• Butt Pirate
• Chorizo Polizo
• Geek
• Lorna Dunes
• Grind Slut
• Bump Her Stick Her
• Horsefli Drivebi
• Pearl Necklace
• Slurpee
• Infest is Best
• Dick the Boy Wonder
• Little Pussy
• Fuck Me Running
• NARC
• Old Faithful
• Ffigawi
• Baby G
• Chum Dumpster
• Taco Ca Bangya
• Whitley
• Just Susan
• Sparkle Plenty
• Everything Butt Sex
• EZ to Please
• Ewe Do Her
• Twinkle Toes
• Just Collin
• Workless Cock
• Parson’s Nose

Visit www.h4.org for up-to-date details, or call the Hash Line 713-DIAL-HASH (425-4274).